does YOUR computer have a name?

[Q Classic]

I'd always referred to my computer as a she; although, until yesterday, she didn't have a name.

My gf finally suggested a name which i think has stuck: Jezebel.

I'm curious as to whether any of you have names for your computers.

(hers, btw, is Joy.)

[Spiffor]

No real name, but I often refer to it as "my machine", which makes it more often feminine, since "machine" is feminine in French. My friends call it "your monster" however.

And what does NUFAN mean ?

[orange]

Technically, the full computer name is "bobby."

[Tuberski]

Penis Wrinkle.

We don't get along.

ACK!

[Kuciwalker]

stupid effing piece of **** when it crases

[Skanky Burns]

NUFAN = nuffin = nothing. Phonetically.

I think of my computer as female, but it doesn't have a name. Well, technically it does - Skanky - but thats not it's name.

[Q Classic]

^^;

NUFAN's a small pun. NUFAN == No Use For A Name. 'tis a punk band.

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by Q Cubed
^^;

NUFAN's a small pun. NUFAN == No Use For A Name. 'tis a punk band.

It's practically stillborn.

ACK!

[Skanky Burns]

That too.

[Inverse Icarus]

i have several machines and a network, and i have a naming system:

desktops are named after communist innuendo. laptops are named after communuist figures.

the machines i have / their specs can be found here: www.r0x0rz.org/boxen

[Paul Hanson]

According to Network Properties, mine's called "Paul". Quite appropriate, really.

[Vesayen]

My computer is named Bessy.

[Buck Birdseed]

"Zat Komputer vot I haff at home" usually, possibly without the comedy german accent.

The ones in my newspaper office are called "nousemac1", 2, 3, and 4. Pronounced, like the newspaper, "noozmac".

[Asher]

Aye, "Herman"

herman.glonk.org --> my computer

[Cyclotron]

I have two, named "Apollo" and "Mercury."