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  • Do YOU speak/understand Klingon?

    Mind boggling theme. Grabbed me from reading another thread.

    Ok my dears, spill the beans. I know there are loads of you running amok apolyton. Enlighten us with your knowledge.
    Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

  • #2
    Not at all, and on the list of languages I want to learn it is certainly at the bottom (I don;t think I care to hold long discussions with people fluent in klingon). Almost as bad as learning Elvish (at least ti sounds a bit better).
    If you don't like reality, change it! me
    "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
    "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
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    • #3
      I'm much more interested in Esperanto
      "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
      "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
      "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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      • #4
        So Elvis had his own language?

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        • #5
          no, i don't.

          i found it amusing enough, however, to buy the dictionary at a used book store for a buck.
          haven't read through it, but it's on my bookshelf next to books by marquis de sade and the kama sutra to shock/amuse any guests who might peruse my book collection.
          funny thing is, of those books, i've only really read through the kama sutra... why? because there's an entire section devoted to why you should cheat, and whom you should cheat with.
          B♭3

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          • #6
            Spiff: I am about to take a course next year.
            urgh.NSFW

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            • #7
              I speak tyrolian. That's almost the same.
              “Now we declare… that the law-making power or the first and real effective source of law is the people or the body of citizens or the prevailing part of the people according to its election or its will expressed in general convention by vote, commanding or deciding that something be done or omitted in regard to human civil acts under penalty or temporal punishment….” (Marsilius of Padua, „Defensor Pacis“, AD 1324)

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              • #8
                I used to speak Klingon, but I lost that knowledge since I was reprogrammed to be a sex machine some years ago.
                I watched you fall. I think I pushed.

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                • #9
                  Klingon is easy to translate. Every single Klingon phrase translates into English as "I've wasted my life".
                  The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                  • #10
                    ...and there are 163 words for 'Honour'

                    Gakh'kakhshakh'baklakh'batkhakh!
                    Speaking of Erith:

                    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                    • #11
                      Still, sounds easier to speak than Dutch to me
                      Speaking of Erith:

                      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                      • #12
                        I can't wait for the Alta Vista English-Klingon translator. Really. Can't wait, nosirree...
                        Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                        • #13
                          Still, sounds easier to speak than Dutch to me

                          Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
                          And notifying the next of kin
                          Once again...

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                          • #14
                            Well it does...Dutch sounds more like a throat condition than a language, no offence
                            Speaking of Erith:

                            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                            • #15
                              Google: tlhIngan Hol
                              B♭3

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