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  • The Global Economic Recession is OVER

    That's right, I called it. Here are the reasons why:

    1. Saddam is gone
    2. SARS has been contained
    3. Aside from today's attack, Al Queda has been getting their asses kicked in every corner of the globe
    4. Some morons are sending me "hot stock tips" SPAM emails about some crappy OTCBB stocks
    5. Roland is wrong


    Here are the hot techs to watch for in 2004:

    1. Internet 2
    2. Fuel Cells
    3. Biotech makes a huge comeback


    thanks
    We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

  • #2
    how long until Internet 2 has porn on it?

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    • #3


      "Is it over, mommy? can we come out now?"
      urgh.NSFW

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      • #4
        The recession is over when big coorporations have had enough time to make enough 'cut-backs'.
        Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
        Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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        • #5
          It's the sixth time this recession has stopped! Hooray!
          "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
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          • #6
            Re: The Global Economic Recession is OVER

            Again?
            “Now we declare… that the law-making power or the first and real effective source of law is the people or the body of citizens or the prevailing part of the people according to its election or its will expressed in general convention by vote, commanding or deciding that something be done or omitted in regard to human civil acts under penalty or temporal punishment….” (Marsilius of Padua, „Defensor Pacis“, AD 1324)

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            • #7
              until the bush administration desides which country is next on their list ....
              "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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              • #8
                There was a global recession going on?

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                • #9
                  Re: The Global Economic Recession is OVER

                  Of cource it's over, and of cource your reasons have something to do with it.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by dannubis
                    until the bush administration desides which country is next on their list ....
                    Belgium. Short KBC.
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                    • #11
                      Internet 2? Lets not sweat that, particularly IPv6 has been out for years and it still isn't being used in any scale.
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                      • #12
                        In other news, a possible smoking gun has been found in Iraq. Again. For (i think) the fourth time.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Tassadar5000
                          In other news, a possible smoking gun has been found in Iraq. Again. For (i think) the fourth time.

                          Maybe the GI take that phrase to litterally
                          Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                          Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                          • #14


                            However, Biotechs are ones to watch, with much new tech that hasn't reached mainstream, I'm thinking it could be the new televcoms sector (but hopefully with something to back it up )
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                            For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
                            But he would think of something

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                            • #15
                              1. has little to do with things
                              2. minimal effects to domestic US economy, mostly affecting Asia
                              3. there isn't substantial proof of this... top guys still running around
                              4. SPAM will continue even when Armageddon ensues
                              5. I can't comment

                              The economy is stagnant... healthy economic growth won't occur until deficits are decreased.
                              To us, it is the BEAST.

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