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    now, the question is not: which movies are so bad..they are funny! Or "this movie is so bad, it could go on MST3K". The question is, which movie was just so horrible, awful, terrible, that you could not bear to watch it, period, without resorting to violence (against the person or thing showing it, or yourself) ?
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    Taxi Driver.
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    • #3
      most of the bad movies I enjoy them cause theyre funny.

      Most of the movie that leaves bad taste in my mouth are usually ones that end up being nominated for dumb awards. :bleh:
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      • #4
        I'm with Calc, i enjoy bad movies because they are funny

        I'd say Mortal Kombat II: Annihilation is an all time bad movie. The acting is awful, the voice overs are terrible, the fight scenes are overly dramatic, and the storyline is laughable. All the makings of a bad movie. Shame, too, since MKI was very good, in my opinion.
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          The adventures of Buckaroo Banzai in the fifth dimension.
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          • #6
            I just hated Taxi Driver and thought it a wasted evening.

            To fit GePap's criteria, Reefer Madness.
            Made in the 30's as an anti-marijuana statement, it became a cult classic.
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            • #7
              Let's see, there's...

              Ecks vs. Sever (I still don't know what that movie is about)

              Eye of the Beholder (my friends say this movie sucks)

              Dragon Heart II

              Highlander Endgame-the villain sucked major donkey balls

              Dungeon and Dragon's-same actor.

              There's more but I can't think of them.
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              • #8
                Planet of Apes - PETA propaganda

                Independence Day - Alien space ship has Mac interface?!!

                Starship Troopers - Our current National Guard can wipe them out in less than 15 minutes.

                Dungeons and Dragons - Everything is bad.

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                • #9
                  O yes, D&D was definitely bad.

                  I quit watching Bedazzled and A Knight's Tale after five minutes, and I fell asleep during Good Will Hunting.

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                  • #10
                    D&D was bad, but funny because of its suckiness.

                    I absolutely hated Lost in Space, since the movie actually takes itself seriously. While it isn't the worst pile of **** around, it has become my measuring stick when analyzing bad movies

                    Edit : ah yes, something you Yanks ave probably missed, and you are lucky of it. Sex is Comedy is an atrocious film directed by some wanabee-Frenc-intellectual whose focus is to explain how hard it is to make nude scenes. The self-satisfaction, bellybutton-gazing and intellectual jerking-off of this film makes me sick :vomit:
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                    • #11
                      I can't stand to watch most movies, especially the "hollywood blockbusters".
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                      • #12
                        steven segal movies
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Gangerolf
                          steven segal movies
                          Those are deffinately some of the worst.
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                          • #14
                            yeah, I just saw his newest one, The Foreigner
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                            • #15
                              Chick flicks, especially British chick flicks. "Will the foppish dandy win the heart of the lady?" Who ****ing cares?
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