I am Hugo Chubb

[Dinner]

I am Hideous Steward.

Excluding my middle name I'm Forgetful Eagle.

I wonder if they don't like me...

[FrustratedPoet]

Apparently I'm an Eavesdropping Orc called Skaiwúrz the Strangler

My girlfriend's name reveals her to be a Lonely Elven Maiden called Gayaiavasiel

[Dinner]

The none Human names are some what better:

My Hobbit name: Olo Gardener
Dwarven: Palin Rockear
Orkish: Muzlok the Sleazy

[loinburger]

According to the Red Book of Westmarch,
In Middle-earth, Sweet Sauce Jones was a
Inbred Balrog

I didn't even know that Balrogs could breed.

[Jon Miller]

According to the Red Book of Westmarch,
In Middle-earth, Jonathan Andrew Miller was a
Popular Vanyar

Elven Name Possibilities for Jonathan Andrew Miller
The root name suitable for feminine and masculine is:
Nuinavar
Another masculine version is:
Nuinavarion
More feminine versions are:
Nuinavariel
Nuinavarien
Nuinavarwen

Hobbit lad name for Jonathan Andrew Miller
Drogo Gardener from theMarish
Hobbit lass name for Jonathan Andrew Miller
Linda Gardener from theMarish

Dwarven Name for Jonathan Andrew Miller
Lorin Diamondear
This name is for both genders.

Orkish Name for Jonathan Andrew Miller
Razhlok the Meek
This name is for both genders.

[Asher]

Your initials are JAM? That's so cool.

I want pronouncable initials, 'cause when I add comments to code I sign them with my initials and 'DRM' just isn't as cool as 'JAM'...

[Boris Godunov]

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurmieeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Asher]

I always read it as "drum".

[Boris Godunov]

I like Durmie better, especially when said with a Ms. Piggy-esque voice.

[Sava]

According to the Red Book of Westmarch,
In Middle-earth, Sava Matevich was a
Courageous Mûmak

Elven Name Possibilities for Sava Matevich
The root name suitable for feminine and masculine is:
Vanawath
Another masculine version is:
Vanawathion
More feminine versions are:
Vanawathiel
Vanawathien
Vanawathwen

Hobbit lad name for Sava Matevich
Filibert Goodbody from Hardbottle
Hobbit lass name for Sava Matevich
Adelard Goodbody from Hardbottle

Dwarven Name for Sava Matevich
Lóin Halflingfeet
This name is for both genders.

Orkish Name for Sava Matevich
Wazkûl the Abominable
This name is for both genders.

kind of dumb...

[Boris Godunov]

Filibert!

[DRoseDARs]

According to the Red Book of Westmarch,
In Middle-earth, D.A.R. was a
Pointy-eared Breelander

Elven Name Possibilities for D.A.R.
The root name suitable for feminine and masculine is:
Vorglam
Another masculine version is:
Vorglamion
More feminine versions are:
Vorglamiel
Vorglamien
Vorglamwen

Hobbit lad name for D.A.R.
Fredegar Fields from Tookbank
Hobbit lass name for D.A.R.
Salvia Fields from Tookbank

Dwarven Name for D.A.R.
Frór Orcnose
This name is for both genders.

Orkish Name for D.A.R.
Gromgork the Grim
This name is for both genders.

[Amesjustin]

According to the Red Book of Westmarch,
In Middle-earth, Justin Ames was a
Hideous Half-elf

Elven Name Possibilities for Justin Ames
The root name suitable for feminine and masculine is:
Iauralkar
Another masculine version is:
Iauralkarion

Hobbit lad name for Justin Ames
Seredic Bracegirdle from Standelf

Dwarven Name for Justin Ames
Bombur Rockarrow
This name is for both genders.

Orkish Name for Justin Ames
Ashuk the Sleazy

[Ted Striker]

Valiant Beorning

Vinyanarion
Saradoc Willow from Frogmorton
Bofur Bloodguard
Ashluk the Looter

Ashluk the Looter hell yeah!

[Felch]

Diminutive Hill-troll

Orgulas Green from Tookbank

Malin Redhand

ShagkrÃsh the Blood-Axe

EDIT: Censor didn't like that.