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Go to driving school 2 or 3 times before getting the licence, maybe you'll turn out better than those sick *******s who were jumping in front of me then hitting the brakes on the Napoli - Avelino highway. 
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Invest the money in a blue chip stock.
No, my hands are rather fullI am in your hands!
Last edited by Urban Ranger; May 9, 2003, 06:37.(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
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Buy a flight ticket and get to Helsinki. Then we Finnish Apolytoners can give you help with how you can invest the cash. Especially with such lifestylists as Pekka and Anodyne, it shouldn't be a problem.
If you afterall decide not to come here, then make a nice bonfire of those two 500 € notes.
"Kids, don't listen to uncle Solver unless you want your parents to spank you." - SolverComment
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My, I didn't expect something written by me to have such a success
One night only? tsk, you understimate meI want to be a financial planner. Send it all to me and I will invest it for you. Promise. If you fail to get any returns, you can, I dunno, ravish me ruthlessly in a night of passion.
LOL I was thinking of putting this option in the poll, but this would have caused an decisive decay of this threadOr maybe you could finally respond to all those penis enlargement e-mails you get?
Oh yes, he might bebut datajack might be
Go on posting, I need even more laughterI will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
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Don't get a drivers liscense, get a bike.
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...You dont want to ***** about saving money when you're young, you want spend every last you have having a good time and making the memories.
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A bike? Not in Italy... those drivers, drives as maniacs, so you're not safe on a bikeOriginally posted by Osweld
Don't get a drivers liscense, get a bike.
...unless you're allowed to bike where people walk...
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Buy me the entire Buffy DVD collection. It's money well spent.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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NOOOO! Dont trust the Finns w/ ur money!Originally posted by Rasbelin
Buy a flight ticket and get to Helsinki. Then we Finnish Apolytoners can give you help with how you can invest the cash. Especially with such lifestylists as Pekka and Anodyne, it shouldn't be a problem. If you afterall decide not to come here, then make a nice bonfire of those two 500 € notes.
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