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  • God has come down from heaven and declared me your leader!

    What would you do, seriously?
    "Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​

  • #2
    pray to satan
    Stop Quoting Ben

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    • #3
      This thread will be locked.

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      • #4
        Get a second opinion.
        If you don't like reality, change it! me
        "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
        "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
        "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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        • #5


          thats about it-- also, I would appreciate that God has a much more twisted sense of humor that I would have imagined for a deity/ all-powerful being
          You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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          • #6
            complain

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            • #7
              why can't God be our leader? I mean if he came all the way down to earth and he's omnipotent...
              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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              • #8
                Thorn, hallucinagins are not for everybody.
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #9
                  thats what Im sayin', why cant I lead you all. I hate having to appoint people

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                  • #10
                    I bet that ****** Ming would ban me from Apolyton just to be difficult.
                    "Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​

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                    • #11
                      edited to remove incriminating eveidence
                      Last edited by Space05us; May 6, 2003, 21:03.

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                      • #12
                        one time ming banned me and he made a mistake when he un-banned me and I became a moderator... i promptly reported it to Ming and it was undone... amazing what kind of havoc i could've done being a moderator...
                        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                        • #13
                          Well, God said it, so who are you to question!?!
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #14
                            hey imagine this... EVC moderator... bwahahahaha
                            "Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​

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                            • #15
                              Yeah but Albert, look at the havoc you create, NOT as a Moderator.

                              Stand proud, my brother.
                              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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