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  • #16
    "Jacked His Beanstalk"

    "Forrest Hump"

    "King Dong"

    "The Madam's Family"

    "Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon"

    "The Bare Wench Project"

    (note: I didn't make these up)
    If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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    • #17
      David Cop-a-Feel
      Stop Quoting Ben

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      • #18
        I can't believe I came back on Poly after one month being away and this is the smartest thread so far
        I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

        Asher on molly bloom

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        • #19
          Airport 69
          Alice in Pornoland
          All the President's Women
          Ally McSqueal
          All That Jizz
          America's Horniest Home Videos
          American Booty
          American Hair Pie
          Anal-ize This
          Analtasia
          Anus and Andy
          The Anus Family
          Anus the Menace
          Apackolips Now
          As Hard As It Gets
          Ass Ventura
          Ate Men Out
          Babewatch
          Bachelorette Party
          Ball Street
          The Bare ***** Project
          The Bare Wench Project
          Battlestar Orgasmica
          Beat the ****
          Beaver and Buttcheeks
          Beaverjuice
          Beaverly Hills Cop
          The Beaverly Hillbillies
          Beverly Hills 90269
          Beverly Hills Cox
          Beetlejism
          The Big Sleazy
          The *****es of Westwick
          Black Booty
          Black **** Down
          Black to the Future
          Blast from the Pants
          The Blown Ranger
          Bone Voyage
          The Boner Collector
          Bonfire of the Panties
          Boobarella
          The Booby Guard
          Boomerwang
          Brassiere to Eternity
          Bratgirl
          Bright Lights Big Titties
          Broadcast Nudes
          Buffy the Vampire Layer
          Buttman and Bobbing
          Caddy Shack-up
          Cape Rear
          Captain Hooker and Peter Porn
          Chinny Chinny Gang Bang
          Choke-A-Hontas
          City of Anals
          Clitbanger
          Clitty Clitty Gang Bang
          A Clockwork Orgy
          CockTale
          Coming Holmes
          Coming on America
          Crocodile Blondie
          Dances with Foxes
          Dangerous Lesions
          Das Booty
          Dawson's Crack
          Debbie Does Deliverance
          Deeper Impacts
          The Deer Humper
          Desperately Seeking Suzie
          ****, Tracy?
          Dickman and Throbbing
          Dirty Harriet
          Dirty Panting
          Done in 60 Seconds
          dookie trousers v.D.
          Dr. Speckle and Ms. Hyde
          Dr. Strangesex
          Drilling Miss Daisy
          Dun-Hur
          E3: The Extra-Testicle
          Earth Girls Are Sleazy
          Easy Ride Her
          Edward Penishands
          Ejacula
          Endless Lust
          Erectnophobia
          Face Jam
          Facial Attraction
          Family Affairs
          Ferris Bueller's Jack Off
          First Times at Cherry High
          A Fist Full of Bimbos
          Fists of Fury
          Flashpants
          Flesh Gordon
          The Flintbones
          For Your Thighs Only
          Foreskin Gump
          Forrest Hump
          Frankenpenis
          Friday the 69
          Frosty the Blowman
          FudgePac Man
          G*A*S*H
          The gAy Team
          Generation Sex
          Genital Hospital
          Ghostbangers
          Gilligan's Bi-Land
          The Girl From S.E.X.
          Girls Just Wanna Have Toys
          Girlz N the Hood
          Glad He Ate Her
          Gonad the Barbarian
          The Good, The Bad, And the Horny
          Good Will Humping
          Great Sexpectations
          Guess Who Came at Dinner
          Guys and Balls
          Hairy Pooter and the Scorcerer's Bone
          Halloweenie
          Hannah and Her Blisters
          Hannah Does Her Sisters
          Headtv
          Herman's Bed
          Hill Street Blacks
          Hill Street Blew
          The Hills Have Thighs
          The Hindlick Maneuver
          Hocus Poke Us
          Honey, I Blew the Kid
          Hot Gun
          The Howard Sperm Show
          The Hunchbutt of Notre Dame
          I Cream of Genie
          I Know Who You Did Last Summer
          I Love Jucy
          In and Out in Beverly Hills
          Independence Nights
          Indiana Bones in the Temple of June
          Inspect Her Gadget
          Intercourse with a Vampire
          Interview with a Vibrator
          It's a Wonderful Sex Life
          Jennifer Ate
          The Joy Suck Club
          Jugsy
          Jungle Beaver
          Jurassic Pork
          King Dong
          Kinky Business
          L.A. Raw
          Lake Flacid
          The Last Anal Hero
          Lawrence of a Labia
          Legs Wide Shut
          Lethal Weapons
          License to Thrill
          Little Shop of Whores
          The Load Warrior
          Looking for Mr. Goodsex
          Lord of the Rims
          Lust at First Bite
          The Lust Boat
          The Lust Bug
          Lust in America
          Lust in Space
          Mad Maxine Beyond Thunderbone
          Man On the Poon
          The Man With the Golden Penis
          The Man With Two Penises
          Married With Hormones
          Mary Bobbings
          MC Jammer 2 Hung 2 Tongue
          Men In Back
          Miami Spice
          Mickey Blue Balls
          A Midsummer Night's Wet Dream
          A Miracle on 69th Street
          Mouse****
          Mr. Holland Groped Us
          Mrs. Assfire
          Muffy the Vampire Layer
          Mullholland Balls
          Murphy's Brown
          My Bare Lady
          My Dinner with Andrea
          My Three Sluts
          National Pornographic's Animal Kingdom
          Navy Squeals
          A Nightmare on **** Street
          NYDP Blew
          On Golden Blonde
          One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Breast
          One Lay at a Time
          Ordinary Peepholes
          Passenger 69
          Pee-wee Sperming's Big Adventure
          The Penetrator
          The Pink Lagoon
          Pleasure Island
          PocaHotAss
          Poltergash
          Poop Dreams
          Porn on the Fourth of July
          Pornocchio
          Position Impossible
          The Postman Always Comes Twice
          Pulp Friction
          Pushing ***
          Quantum Deep
          Queer and Pleasant Stranger
          The Queer Hunter
          Ramb-Ohh
          Rambone
          Rambutt
          Robofox
          The Rockford Piles
          The Rocky Porno Video Show
          Romancing the Bone
          Rosemary's Beaver
          S/X
          Satisfaction Jackson
          Saturday Night Beaver
          Shaving Ryan's Privates
          Schindler's Fist
          Schindler's Lust
          Sex Degrees of Fornication
          The Sex Family Robinson
          The Sex Files
          Sex Lives of the Rich and Famous
          The Sex Sense
          Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
          The Sexorcist
          Shakespeare in Lust
          Shaving Grace
          Sheepless in Montana
          The Sheets of San Francisco
          Silence of the Loins - The Return of Hannibal Lickter
          Sinderella
          Single White Nympho
          The 69 Olympics with Mark Spits and Greg Largeanus
          The 69th Sense
          Sleezy Rider
          Sling Babes
          The Slutty Professor
          Snatch Adams
          Some Like it Hard
          Spermacus
          The Sperminator
          Sperms of Endearment
          Spurtacus
          Splatman
          Splendor in the Ass
          Star Whores: The Phantom Anus
          Star Whores: Attack of the Clits
          Star Whores: A New Hump
          Star Whores: The Empire Strokes Back
          Star Whores: Return of the ****
          Starship Poopers
          Star Trek: Erection
          Star Trek: The Next Penetration
          Strokedown Palace
          Studsky and Snatch
          Suck Rodgers in the 69th Century
          Summer of 69ing
          Swallow Man
          21 Hump Street
          2069, A Space Orgy
          The T & A Team
          Tales from the Dark Hole
          Tango and Gash
          Terms of Endowment
          The Texas Dildo Massacre
          The Thin Pink Line
          This is Your Sex Life
          Three Men in a Babe
          Threesomes Company
          Throbbin' Hood
          Tits a Wonderful Life
          To Live and Shave in LA
          Top Buns
          Total Reball
          Turn Her and Hootch
          The Twilight Bone
          Twelve Angry Lesbians
          Twin Cheeks
          Two Lays in the Valley
          Twin Peeks
          Urban Cowgirls
          Valley of the Sluts
          The Wadd Squad
          Waddzilla
          Watersports World
          A Wet Dream on Elm Street
          When Harry Ate Sally
          Where the Boy's Aren't
          White Men Can't Hump
          Who Reamed Robin Rabbit?
          Whore of the Worlds
          Willy Wonka and the Hershey Highway
          Womb Raider
          Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy
          You've Got Male!


          Jon Miller
          Jon Miller-
          I AM.CANADIAN
          GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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          • #20
            That was a google search on Funny porn movies Jon, I know, I tried it.
            -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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            • #21
              or just naming all the videos in his colection.


              What a great list

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              • #22
                If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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                • #23
                  Black D1ck Down!
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #24
                    T!t-antic
                    Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Jon Miller
                      Airport 69
                      Alice in Pornoland
                      All the President's Women
                      Ally McSqueal
                      All That Jizz
                      America's Horniest Home Videos
                      American Booty
                      American Hair Pie
                      Anal-ize This
                      etc,etc........

                      Jon Miller
                      Thanks a lot thread killer!




                      ACK!
                      Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                      • #26
                        Juranal Park was always one of my favorites (titles, that is, not movies).
                        "The French caused the war [Persian Gulf war, 1991]" - Ned
                        "you people who bash Bush have no appreciation for one of the great presidents in our history." - Ned
                        "I wish I had gay sex in the boy scouts" - Dissident

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Sava
                          Black D1ck Down!
                          it was c0ck
                          "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                          'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                          • #28
                            I guess we have to make up our own fake titles now that the whole list has been published.

                            How about :

                            Balling for Columbine
                            Hanniball
                            Fukcing Lilja Forever (you have to be from Sweden to understand how that title is funny)
                            Lord of the Rings: The Two Phallic Objects
                            XXX-Men
                            So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
                            Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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                            • #29
                              The Bangs of New York
                              This is Penile Tap
                              Aussie Teen Powers: International Den of Buggery
                              Blog | Civ2 Scenario League | leo.petr at gmail.com

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                              • #30
                                -Space balls

                                -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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