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The proper way of drinking absinthe:
1. Open bottle
2. Pour bottle down drain.
3. Back away slowly, so you do not tempt the demons still lurking in your sink.
4. Hire a contractor to replace your kitchen.
Do not **** with this stuff.
1. Open bottle
2. Pour bottle down drain.
3. Back away slowly, so you do not tempt the demons still lurking in your sink.
4. Hire a contractor to replace your kitchen.
Do not **** with this stuff.
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