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  • #76
    Originally posted by JohnT
    Slavery.

    I win!

    no you dont, slavery rocks. look what it did:

    it built the pyramids.
    it gave america the economic boost that it needed to become a world superpower.

    yay slavery!

    Rich Voss (to an african american comic): "the jews were slaves too, we built pyramids, you picked cotton"
    "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
    - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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    • #77
      Originally posted by Ned
      I still think the New York Yankees -- because they ruined the competitive balance in baseball. It simply is no fun to have to beat this same team year in and year out to win the World Series.

      Next, of course, are the Atlanta Braves!
      It's not the yankee's fault that they win so often. Besides, they didn't win anything between 1978 and 1996, and they didn't win last year.
      Capitalism at work folks..what are you guys, Commies?



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      • #78
        Nukes may actually save mankind's future.

        The worst invention got be the extreme/fanatical ideologies.

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        • #79
          AFTER neckties , spam (the "food" ) and tuna casserole.
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #80
            Religion.

            BTW: DON"T DISS SPAM, IT'S FROM MINNESOTA!!!

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            • #81
              Spam sucks. It's the other gray meat.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #82
                The Internet wins by "Best invention in history that went to hell!"

                But the WORST invention is: PC!
                Former President, Vice-president and Foreign Minister of the Apolyton Civ2-Democracy Games as 123john321

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                • #83
                  Forgot about the XFL. What a brilliant idea - it can't fail!
                  "The French caused the war [Persian Gulf war, 1991]" - Ned
                  "you people who bash Bush have no appreciation for one of the great presidents in our history." - Ned
                  "I wish I had gay sex in the boy scouts" - Dissident

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                  • #84
                    I felt the xfl had a good premise but bad implementation. and you cannot escape the fact that the talent pool for professional football is a bit narrow.

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                    • #85
                      The medical latex glove is the worst invention in history because without it attending physicians would never have had the balls to force interns into doing rectal exams on every patient. I'm not kidding!
                      "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                      • #86
                        Worst made to purpose: Roman cross.

                        Worst by accident: lead-based paint. Maybe DDT. PCBs?
                        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                        • #87
                          lead based paint was used by the navy and I think it may still be used on the outside hull. It is stronger than other paints.

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                          • #88
                            I'm not disputing it's usefulness. DDT and PCBs are useful, too -- it's just that the potential for harm is high.
                            No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                            • #89
                              OldWarrior_42
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                              OW needs to go back to his Nat'l Geographic collection and see what breasts look like when they don't use them.
                              If you watch the BBC America program... Ground Force... you can catch Charlie Dimmock and see what I mean. She has the right idea.

                              Just because some women droop doesn't mean they all do. :-P~~ Besides, the National Geographic did that on purpose to discourage America's youth from ****ing and going blind.

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                              • #90
                                mostly it deals with size I'd imagine. women with bigger boobs have them drop faster. and many african women have large breasts.

                                although I do imagine bras do help shape their growth and keep them perkier for a longer time. but eventually gravity catches up with them.

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