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  • When U.N. Diplomats ATTACK!

    Food Fight
    When the Food Workers Union stages an impromptu walkout at the U.N., the diplomats start looting for lunch and booze
    By STEWART STOGEL/U.N.

    Saturday, May. 03, 2003
    Hunger pains can apparently turn even the most upstanding diplomat into a looter. At noon on Friday, food workers at the U.N. headquarters walked off their jobs, calling a wildcat strike. The result: none of the U.N.'s five restaurants and bars was staffed. The walkout left thousands of U.N. employees scrounging for lunch — eventually, the masses stripped the cafeterias of everything, including the silverware.

    The food workers staged a one-day show of muscle after they learned that they would not be reimbursed for vacation pay due to a contract shift that took place in March. For the past 17 years the U.N. has been under contract to Restaurant Associates Inc. (RA). In March, RA lost the contract to Aramark Corporation, the largest U.S. food services company. According to Aramark executives who spoke to TIME, RA informed the food workers on Friday morning that it would only cover vacation pay that was issued before May 2nd, the last day of RA's U.N. contract. Any vacation pay due after May 2nd would need to be paid by Aramark.

    But Aramark informed the Union it would only pay for time worked for their company and nothing previous with RA. Aramark told the union that whether or not vacation paychecks were to be issued before or after May 2nd the work in question was performed when RA held the U.N. contract.

    That was enough to set the food workers walking during the height of Friday's lunch hour. After that, what ensued was nothing short of Baghdad style chaos.

    Kofi Annan, who had a private lunch previously scheduled with the members of the Security Council in the Delegates Dining Room, found they were only served the main course. After that, they were on their own — no desserts, no cleanup, no coffee for Kofi. And the service was no better for anyone else at the U.N. But as tensions grew and stomachs growled, a high-ranking U.N. official boldly ordered that all the cafeterias open their doors for business even without staff. The restaurants had been locked shut by security until about 1:00 pm when the doors flung open.

    The decision to make the cafeterias into "no pay zones" spread through the 40-acre complex like wildfire. Soon, the hungry patrons came running. "It was chaos, wild, something out of a war scene," said one Aramark executive who was present. "They took everything, even the silverware," she said. Another witness from U.N. security said the cafeteria was "stripped bare." And another told TIME that the cafeteria raid was "unbelievable, crowds of people just taking everything in sight; they stripped the place bare." And yet another astonished witness said that "chickens, turkeys, souffles, casseroles all went out the door (unpaid)."

    The mob then moved on to the Viennese Café, a popular snack bar in the U.N.'s conference room facility. It was also stripped bare. The takers included some well-known diplomats who finished off the raid with free drinks at the lounge for delegates. When asked how much liquor was lifted from the U.N. bar, one U.S. diplomat responded: "I stopped counting the bottles." He then excused himself and headed towards the men's room.

    An Aramark executive estimated the food "removed" from the U.N.'s main cafeteria at between $7,000 and $9,000 not including the staff restaurant, the Viennese Café or the Delegate's Bar. The value of the missing silverware has yet to be estimated.

    Come Monday, the workers should be back at their stations. The dispute has been temporarily resolved with the Union agreeing that the vacation pay remains RA's responsibility. The Union also wasn't willing to risk Aramark's only option of replacing all the workers.

    "I hope we have large crowds rushing to come to lunch on Monday," an Aramark executive said. "But this time we expect them to pay for what they take."


    Somehow...this just dosen't surprise me, one bit.

    No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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    • #3
      This had me imagining a post-nuclear war world where U.N. diplomats form a raider gang to survive.
      "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
      "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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      • #4
        Diplomacy is pretty much a free lunch most of the time. Its normal.
        Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

        Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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        • #5
          They're lowlifes. More and more, i wonder why we bother with that charade. Let them have their silly farce run out of Geneva.

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          • #6
            The UN... ugh.... is just a corrupt mafia organization.

            I can't understand how people actually like them..... and look at Kofi Annan's salary... and some commies actually want to put the UN in charge of Iraq.

            The story doesn't surprise me at all.
            For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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            • #7
              The UN saves you so much money.
              Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

              Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
                The UN saves you so much money.
                I'd much rather have the UN paying for the Iraq "occupation" and having them be responsible for anything that goes wrong. But Fez isn't American, so I'm not surprised he wants us to do the work.
                To us, it is the BEAST.

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                • #9
                  Sava... you use the word "us".. it is obvious you don't support the US so why use that word?

                  The UN sucks and will only fleece Iraq.
                  For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Fez
                    Sava... you use the word "us".. it is obvious you don't support the US so why use that word?
                    Because he's American?
                    "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by GP
                      They're lowlifes. More and more, i wonder why we bother with that charade. Let them have their silly farce run out of Geneva.
                      Those lowlifes include US and UK diplomats, and other US friends such as Pakistan, Kuwait, and Saudi Arabia.
                      (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                      (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                      (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Urban Ranger


                        Those lowlifes include US and UK diplomats, and other US friends such as Pakistan, Kuwait, and Saudi Arabia.
                        It's a big porkbarrel affair. If there were Americans involved, that doesn't change the conduct.

                        Oh...and I'm pretty sick of the diplomats flouting traffic laws and not paying tickets. Great way to represent their countries.

                        **** 'em. Send it to Geneva. The Euros always are more into process than substance anyway. They can have fun with it there. Of course, no one will take it seriously once the big kahuna takes his ball home. Tough. Life goes on.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Paul Hanson


                          Because he's American?
                          Is he worthy of being such?
                          For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Fez


                            Is he worthy of being such?
                            he pays taxes doesn't he? So I don't see why he can't b!tch about it.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Fez
                              I can't understand how people actually like them..... and look at Kofi Annan's salary... and some commies actually want to put the UN in charge of Iraq.
                              Originally posted by Fez
                              Sava... you use the word "us".. it is obvious you don't support the US so why use that word?
                              Such a sad, obsolete attitude.

                              We vs them. They are always bad, smelly, evil, and ugly-looking. You are not one of us, because we demand blind obedience. Go join them. We are good, they are evil. We represent freedom. They fund terrorists.

                              This is the sort of unthinking, knuckleheaded position that leads to bloodshed and war. It masks the differences between individuals and demonise the entire opposition with one broad stroke.
                              (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                              (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                              (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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