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  • #31
    We'll be nice. I promise. Just keep tight hold of your underwear for the first two weeks and you'll be OK.
    "Love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown . . . reexamine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency" - Walt Whitman

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    • #32
      Even if he's not a DL I never pass up a chance to do the dance.
      Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by FrustratedPoet


        Why has Spiffor suddenly turned into a Spam-Pimp?

        Quit trying to get the new guy to spam the on-topic forums Frenchy!

        PS. to Lazer: try starting a thead in the "Apolyton/Community" forum asking what the Post Stats in your profile mean. People love that!
        I just love spam
        And big to you for trying to skew the community forum, Rosbif
        "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
        "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
        "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Spiffor

          I just love spam
          And big to you for trying to skew the community forum, Rosbif
          Mmmmm .... roast beef
          [/Homer]

          If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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          • #35
            A newbie! Let us gather around of it, point it with our fingers, and laugh at it.

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            • #36
              NEWBIE! RAPE HIM! RAAAAAAAPE HIM!!!!!!!


              Hello and welcome

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              • #37
                Originally posted by paiktis22
                NEWBIE! RAPE HIM! RAAAAAAAPE HIM!!!!!!!


                Hello and welcome
                i got firsts!
                "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
                - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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                • #38
                  Um... Boshko? You didn't tell me about the raping part!

                  ::ducks and hides::
                  A Friend to Boshko: I was listening to a song about a bad vegetarian and bestiality with sheep and I thought of you.
                  Same Friend to Boshko: So now you want to have sex with sheep, baboons, plants, pigeons and squirrels?

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                  • #39
                    Welcome to Apolyton. Now go back to the Ukraine, where you belong.
                    Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                    • #40
                      Not without vaseline!
                      "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                      "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                      • #41
                        Aww... come back here, we don't hurt you...


                        Disclaimer: While you're hiding, that is

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                        • #42
                          DL! DL!
                          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                          • #43
                            poor poor steve




                            this is what happens to those who do not show proper respect to their rodential betters...
                            Stop Quoting Ben

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                            • #44
                              DL!
                              Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                              • #45
                                We don't hurt you? Not while I'm hiding at least.

                                "We don't want to hurt you, we just want to... um, what DO we want to do to him?
                                A Friend to Boshko: I was listening to a song about a bad vegetarian and bestiality with sheep and I thought of you.
                                Same Friend to Boshko: So now you want to have sex with sheep, baboons, plants, pigeons and squirrels?

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