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  • #16
    And I will NOT change my nick.

    Oh, didn't know that, It's understandable ,then.
    urgh.NSFW

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    • #17
      Lazer :

      Then, you should try to post in this forum, at least to get 30 posts, which will help you getting rid of the dreaded "Settler" status (most people in the Off-Topic (OT) forum don't bother to look further than that to dub you a DL)

      This forum is great, but has a strong community-culture. We welcome newcomers without problems, but newcomers have to accept this culture. The DL dance is one of these cultural features.

      Go, post, argue, and enter the OT with wild abandon. That's how you'll have a name here
      "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
      "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
      "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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      • #18
        I don't wanna post on other forums
        There should be a whine face. Well, okay, there shouldn't, but you know what I mean.

        Argue, eh? I can do that. I can do that very well. You can't survive at SHWI without arguing, as Stefu will let you know. Well, withour arguing or being a Finn; they admit to wanting to take over the world there.
        A Friend to Boshko: I was listening to a song about a bad vegetarian and bestiality with sheep and I thought of you.
        Same Friend to Boshko: So now you want to have sex with sheep, baboons, plants, pigeons and squirrels?

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        • #19
          OK, I was pretty sure you were who you were, but couldn't hurt to check, eh?

          Now don't take this the wrong way, but I simply can't remember any of your TLs. Any pointers? I'm mostly into American politics (a strange attraction, considering I'm not even an American) and American history in general - I love stuff like Bronze Age New World and For All Nails, and For All Time before it started to go all silly. Doug Muir and Doug Hoff are particularily favorite posters. From what I've seen from your general posting, you seem rather insightful.
          "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
          "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Lazer
            I don't wanna post on other forums
            The ( : rant : ) smiley does wonders
            I meant : go post in this other subforum of Apolyton for your posts to be counted. Once your postcount reaches 30, your "settler" status disappears, and becomes "chieftain" (which will deter all DL-dancers). Posting in this here subforum of Apolyton (the OT) doesn't increase your postcount at all, so you'll be stuck to "Settler" for all eternity if you don't post elsewhere.

            Just an advice though
            "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
            "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
            "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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            • #21
              When do we commence with the breaking of the newbie's spine? We still do that right? The People for the Ethical Treatment of Newbies didn't make us stop, did it?
              Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
              -Richard Dawkins

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              • #22
                I'm new here. Be nice to me.
                No. **** you! You ****ing ****.
                I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Stefu
                  OK, I was pretty sure you were who you were, but couldn't hurt to check, eh?

                  Now don't take this the wrong way, but I simply can't remember any of your TLs. Any pointers? I'm mostly into American politics (a strange attraction, considering I'm not even an American) and American history in general - I love stuff like Bronze Age New World and For All Nails, and For All Time before it started to go all silly. Doug Muir and Doug Hoff are particularily favorite posters. From what I've seen from your general posting, you seem rather insightful.
                  Funny, I'm an American, but I'm really not a fan of US stuff. For TLs, I'm probably best known for my Submission stuff (which is kinda annoying, as that's kind of piggybacking on other people). Last semester I did a TL on Bismarck and one on Hungary during WW2. I'm also the one who started the Be Nice To SHWIers thing because I'm sick and tired of all the bickering

                  Oh, rant *does* work well.
                  A Friend to Boshko: I was listening to a song about a bad vegetarian and bestiality with sheep and I thought of you.
                  Same Friend to Boshko: So now you want to have sex with sheep, baboons, plants, pigeons and squirrels?

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                  • #24
                    Oh yes, Submission! I freaking *loved* Submission! It was a collaborative TL, wasn't it? Which were your parts?
                    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                    • #25
                      Blow it out your ass, Lazer!



                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Stefu
                        Oh yes, Submission! I freaking *loved* Submission! It was a collaborative TL, wasn't it? Which were your parts?
                        I did the Rus, the Spectrum Submission.

                        "If they aren't killing all their siblings, it ain't Kievan Rus."
                        A Friend to Boshko: I was listening to a song about a bad vegetarian and bestiality with sheep and I thought of you.
                        Same Friend to Boshko: So now you want to have sex with sheep, baboons, plants, pigeons and squirrels?

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Lazer

                          "If they aren't killing all their siblings, it ain't Kievan Rus."


                          Now that's funny.
                          "We are living in the future, I'll tell you how I know, I read it in the paper, Fifteen years ago" - John Prine

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                          • #28
                            Welcome, Lazer! Nice to see more new people around here.
                            "Kids, don't listen to uncle Solver unless you want your parents to spank you." - Solver

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                            • #29


                              Why has Spiffor suddenly turned into a Spam-Pimp?

                              Quit trying to get the new guy to spam the on-topic forums Frenchy!

                              PS. to Lazer: try starting a thead in the "Apolyton/Community" forum asking what the Post Stats in your profile mean. People love that!
                              If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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                              • #30
                                :: pokes the n00b with n00b pooking stick(tm) ::
                                Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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