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  • I'm new here. Be nice to me.

    Hey everyone,

    I happen to know Boshko personally. He hog-tied me and forced me to join this group, and as such, I'm going to be mean to him .

    For instance, my current sig file.

    In any case, I'm a student at the same university Boshko attends. In fact, I'm stuck in the same house as the guy. So, yeah, I deal with him a lot. I don't have any work due until Wednesday, and I can't go out because I have a toothache, so I decided I'd make Dave happy and check out the group.

    Is there anybody here from soc.history.what-if? That's the only other forum I really frequent.

    Well, this is a rather bad introductory message because, well, I'm not quite sure what you guys want to know! Therefore, I'm going to leave it here and let you guys IM or respond to me and become part of this form that way.

    Oooooh... post a poll. I can be mean to Boshko in yet another way
    37
    Sheep won't have sex with him
    45.95%
    17
    There are more squirrels than sheep where we are, and squirrels are also fuzzy
    10.81%
    4
    Squirrels play piano well
    5.41%
    2
    Squirrels just kick ass!
    29.73%
    11
    Squirrels don't eat Boshko's bananas
    8.11%
    3
    A Friend to Boshko: I was listening to a song about a bad vegetarian and bestiality with sheep and I thought of you.
    Same Friend to Boshko: So now you want to have sex with sheep, baboons, plants, pigeons and squirrels?

  • #2
    "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
    - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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    • #3
      cummon people, option 4

      oh and the dancing will come soon....
      Stop Quoting Ben

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      • #4
        he knew about the banana option. that lends credit to the DL hypothesis.

        "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
        - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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        • #5
          We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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          • #6
            that's because I told him
            Stop Quoting Ben

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            • #7
              Wait... this dancing is because I joined, right?
              A Friend to Boshko: I was listening to a song about a bad vegetarian and bestiality with sheep and I thought of you.
              Same Friend to Boshko: So now you want to have sex with sheep, baboons, plants, pigeons and squirrels?

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              • #8
                First post on 'Poly in the OT
                Thread immediately created to say "Hi ! I'm new !"
                Banana knowledge...

                ...hadn't he said he was stuck with you, I'd have thought of a DL. However, he isn't controversial enough to be a DL, so no dance for me

                (well, I'm trying to import a friend here, and I know he'll be welcomed by DL dances)

                Welcome Boshko Mk2 !

                You should post a bit in the other forums of the site, if you play any Civ-related game, or if you had played them. Should you post only 30 posts in other forums, you won't get continuous DL dances everytime you post
                "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                • #9
                  I am nice to no one.
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #10
                    DL!

                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • #11
                      Is there anybody here from soc.history.what-if?
                      I'm a lurker. Do you post there?

                      Anyway, if this man is a shwier, he must be a good man, unless he's Matt Giwer or Bob Kolker or Jordan Bassior or some other such personality. And we have no reason to suspect he's any of them.

                      Okay, no need to bring out the vaseline! ("Awww!")
                      "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                      "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                      • #12
                        holy **** dude, change your nick.
                        We already have Lazarus and the Gimp, who everyone calls Laz, and lately a guy named Lazerus joined.

                        And now Lazer?

                        I am sorry, that's one Laz too many.



                        Boshko, you must remember those sorts of things before creating DLs.


                        urgh.NSFW

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                        • #13
                          Well thank you to Spiffor!

                          Well, I only ever played CIV 1, and I _still_ play Colonization. Other than that I play paradox games now, I was told this was the only good forum.

                          Now we just hafta see how long I stay....
                          A Friend to Boshko: I was listening to a song about a bad vegetarian and bestiality with sheep and I thought of you.
                          Same Friend to Boshko: So now you want to have sex with sheep, baboons, plants, pigeons and squirrels?

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                          • #14
                            This is a top-notch forum.
                            urgh.NSFW

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                            • #15
                              Yes Stefu, I post to SHWI. And no, I am not Bassior, Kolker or Giwer. Giwer does often turn my threads into crap though.

                              Yes, I'm one of the regular posters, I'm the one who takes long hiatuses (though I've been solid since September, no long breaks).

                              And I will NOT change my nick. If you lurk Stefu, you should know who I am based on my nick. It's actually my name.

                              You should tell me what you think of my TLs and posts to SHWI, Stefu. Unless it's bad stuff, in which case you should private message me (but still tell me)
                              A Friend to Boshko: I was listening to a song about a bad vegetarian and bestiality with sheep and I thought of you.
                              Same Friend to Boshko: So now you want to have sex with sheep, baboons, plants, pigeons and squirrels?

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