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    Dante's Inferno Test

    Which circle of Hell will YOU be sent to?

    The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very High
    Level 2 (Lustful)High
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very Low
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
    Level 7 (Violent)Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

    Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test
    "Love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown . . . reexamine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency" - Walt Whitman
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    b>The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Low
    Level 2 (Lustful)High
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
    Level 7 (Violent)Very High
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)High

    Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
    Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
    -Richard Dawkins

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    • #3
      The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!
      Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
      LevelScore
      Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
      Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Moderate
      Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
      Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
      Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
      Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
      Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
      Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
      Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
      Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

      Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
      grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

      The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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      • #4
        The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
        Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
        LevelScore
        Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
        Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
        Level 2 (Lustful)High
        Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
        Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
        Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate
        Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
        Level 7 (Violent)Low
        Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
        Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

        Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
        urgh.NSFW

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        • #5
          I wanted to go to Limbo.
          urgh.NSFW

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          • #6
            I went to Limbo. Although could have something to do with the fact that I got very bored and only answered half the questions.
            If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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            • #7
              The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
              Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
              LevelScore
              Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
              Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Moderate
              Level 2 (Lustful)High
              Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
              Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
              Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
              Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Low
              Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
              Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
              Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Moderate

              Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

              Second Level of Hell

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              You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
              'ey, that doesn't sound too bad, really. Whee!
              "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
              "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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              • #8
                Your fate has been decided....
                You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
                Purgatory


                You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.


                Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
                (Click on a level for more info)
                Level Who are sent there? Score
                Purgatory Repenting Believers Very High
                Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
                Level 2 Lustful High
                Level 3 Gluttonous Low
                Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
                Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
                Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
                Level 7 Violent Low
                Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
                Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #9
                  The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
                  Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
                  LevelScore
                  Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
                  Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Moderate
                  Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
                  Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
                  Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
                  Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
                  Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
                  Level 7 (Violent)High
                  Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
                  Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Moderate

                  Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #10
                    I too went to the 6th level of hell.
                    "Everything for the State, nothing against the State, nothing outside the State" - Benito Mussolini

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                    • #11
                      Damn, Sava.
                      urgh.NSFW

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                      • #12
                        I'm awed that you got as high up the ladder as 6.
                        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • #13
                          Told you I was evil!
                          To us, it is the BEAST.

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                          • #14
                            The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
                            Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
                            LevelScore
                            Purgatory (Repenting Believers)High
                            Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
                            Level 2 (Lustful)High
                            Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
                            Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
                            Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very Low
                            Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
                            Level 7 (Violent)Low
                            Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Low
                            Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very Low

                            Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

                            I'm pretty boring for a druggie. They just didn't have any questions that applied to what I do. Makes you think. . .
                            John Brown did nothing wrong.

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                            • #15
                              b>The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
                              Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
                              LevelScore
                              Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Low
                              Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
                              Level 2 (Lustful)High
                              Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very Low
                              Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Moderate
                              Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
                              Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
                              Level 7 (Violent)Very High
                              Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
                              Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Moderate

                              Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

                              Ah well I'm not a heretic atleast ... Guess I'm walking with the devil right now into the deepest pit of hell where i'll renounce him and hopefully get some salvation
                              Learn to overcome the crass demands of flesh and bone, for they warp the matrix through which we perceive the world. Extend your awareness outward, beyond the self of body, to embrace the self of group and the self of humanity. The goals of the group and the greater race are transcendant, and to embrace them is to acheive enlightenment.

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