Just found this link on a German forum (hope it wasn´t posted here before)
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Will the real Hussein please stand up
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Saw that a couple off days ago, nicely done
Oh, yes, sounds make it alot betterIs God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - Epicurus
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holy ****! I did something like this a few weeks ago, on another forum..."Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please, will the real Husseiny please stand up, I repeat will the real Husseiny please stand up.....we're gonna have a problem here.........
(Verse 1)
Ya'll act like you never seen a Muslim before
Jaws all on the floor
Like Bush and Powell just burst in the door
And started whoopin’ my ass worse than before
The war first ran its course
though they once supported me (aaaaaah)
It's the return of the...
Awh..wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did,
did he?
And Sadat said...
Nothing you idiots, Sadat’s dead
He's locked in my bunker
Republican women hate Sa-damn
Chicka chicka chicka Sa-damn,
I'm sick of him, lookit him
walkin around, attacking Kuwait today
flippin' to USA
Yeah but he's so cute though
Yeah, I’m probably not as good as the guy running Laos
But no worse than what's goin’ on in your own White House (eheheheh)
Sometimes, I wanna get on Iraqi tv and let loose
But cant, but it's cool for Blair to hump a lame Bush
”My dog is on your lap, my dog is on your lap
And if you’re lucky, I might just go and bomb Iraq
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect that they’ll know what real peace is
Of course they're not gonna know what real peace is
That’s just a bunch of beatniks,
but they’ve got Fox News, dont they?
You ain't nothing but Americans
Well, some of you Mexicans
Who steal jobs, but are still beggin,
But if I can’t gas Shiites and Kurds
Then there's no reason that I shouldn’t flip your president the bird
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antedote
Launch a SCUD or two...and make yourself a bunch of clones..............
(Chorus)
I'm Husseiny, yes, I'm real Shady
All my other Husseinys are just imitating
So wont the real Husseiny please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Cause I'm Husseiny, yes, I'm real Shady
All my other Husseinys are just imitating
So wont the real Husseiny please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
(Verse 2)
Pol Pot don't get a war when he commits genocide
But I do, so **** him and **** you too
You think I give a damn about a Kurdy?
Half of you haters don’t even know me, so why don’t you blow me
”But ‘dam, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird”
Why? So we can do this again in a few short years?
So you can sit me here with Milosevic near
Ayatollah Khomeini better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Yousef and bin Laden
And hear em argue over who’s gonna get a presidential pardon
so they can be the next puppet leader
”Yeah, he's cool, but I think he'd order Jihad, hee hee”
I should’ve known not to be the west’s baby
I oughta show the world how Reagan gave me WMD (aaaaaah)
I'm sick of you little infidel nations
All you do is annoy me
Allah sent me here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Evil like me, who just don’t give a **** like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me.................
(Chorus)
I'm Husseiny, yes, I'm real Shady
All my other Husseinys are just imitating
So wont the real Husseiny please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Cause I'm Husseiny, yes, I'm real Shady
All my other Husseinys are just imitating
So wont the real Husseiny please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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