The Free Land of Oral Fixation
"Wow! free love!"
UN Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Superb
Economy: Good
Political Freedoms: Few
The Free Land of Oral Fixation is a enormous, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of many millions enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.
The medium-sized, liberal government concentrates mainly on Education, although Defence and Social Welfare are on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Book Publishing.
The government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oral Fixation's national animal is the vibrating monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Bong.
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