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we are glad we no longer have to visit victoria park to view them
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Was a Great old park though
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was just the LOCALS who made it a bad place...GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71Comment
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Jibbtopia Update
The People's Republic of Jibbtopia is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate population of 137 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass -- juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 45%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Basket Weaving and Gambling.
All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jibbtopia's national animal is the three toed tree sloth and its currency is the smeg.
Jibbtopia is ranked 17th in the region and 38,932nd in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.Comment
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Originally posted by tism
Jibbtopia Update
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The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass -- juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 45%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Basket Weaving and Gambling.
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sprawling is it....
and have you ever had a Provincial Government Leader named Jeff?
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No Jeff wouldnt allow the Wealthy to be charge higher taxesGM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71Comment
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well I understand the concern over our tax rate and our sprawling government system. and no we kicked Jeff out as we found him to be a bit soft on the working class.
Eddie now runs our finance section
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Well here we go... A new update. Please note due to the Jibbtopia football loosing on Monday. We have started development of wepons of mass destruction.
The People's Republic of Jibbtopia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 312 million enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 55%, and even higher for the wealthy. A large private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Gambling industries.
The arms industry is strictly regulated, the Jibbtopia Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, and the death penalty has been reintroduced. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jibbtopia's national animal is the three toed tree sloth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the smeg.
Jibbtopia is ranked 20th in the region and 42,670th in the world for Largest Mining Sector.Comment
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The People's Republic of Jibbtopia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 436 million enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Healthcare and Education are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 64%, and even higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Basket Weaving and Uranium Mining.
Newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, cars are banned from built-up areas, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, and the psych wards are overflowing with transsexuals. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jibbtopia's national animal is the three toed tree sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the smeg.
Jibbtopia is ranked 19th in the region and 76,708th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
What a mad old place this is
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