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  • #16
    High Diplomat of Jibbtopia
    "We come on behalf of the nation of Jibbtopia and humbly ask... Whats this we hear of package air deals to beer halls, Fishing trips, and Nude womens volleyball games?"

    Can we offer you some cheese?

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    • #17
      Cheese is running over i nabundance in Rasputopia. But yes our travel industry is now running escorted packages throughout the regions islandd. al linclusive fees include all beer and food and airfares and boat charters. Topless volleyball waitrresses are of course included.
      GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Rasputin
        well we are having a bit of a problem with refugees still. If you could take some to your lovely island and show them the National Volleyball team i think it owuld go down well
        A Pleasure.
        The Sherrin Foundation
        Captain of the Concordian Armed Forces, Inspectorate of the MoD Term VI

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        • #19
          The Borderlands of Beershed is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 50 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

          The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass -- juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 39%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Woodchip Exports.

          Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, cars are banned, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime is moderate. Beershed's national animal is the shiela, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the buck.

          Beershed is ranked 14th in the region and 75,576th in the world for Largest Retail Sector.
          The Sherrin Foundation
          Captain of the Concordian Armed Forces, Inspectorate of the MoD Term VI

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          • #20
            a bit woried about the shielas possible extinction ...
            GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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            • #21
              Not going to happen, we have many out on the town drinking hard, expect a baby boom in the coming 9 months.
              The Sherrin Foundation
              Captain of the Concordian Armed Forces, Inspectorate of the MoD Term VI

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              • #22
                Originally posted by tism
                High Diplomat of Jibbtopia
                "We come on behalf of the nation of Jibbtopia and humbly ask... Whats this we hear of package air deals to beer halls, Fishing trips, and Nude womens volleyball games?"

                Can we offer you some cheese?
                Cheese we can use for sure. Your people are welcome to visit our Beerhalls and enjoy our fine lands.

                /me passes and Order that the people of Jibbtopia get to travel throughout the land without need of the 27 page visa application.
                The Sherrin Foundation
                Captain of the Concordian Armed Forces, Inspectorate of the MoD Term VI

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                • #23
                  The Borderlands of Beershed is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 56 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

                  The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass -- juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 35%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Woodchip Exports.

                  It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape, and government spending has hit an all-time low. Crime is moderate. Beershed's national animal is the shiela, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the buck.

                  Beershed is ranked 17th in the region and 81,199th in the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
                  The Sherrin Foundation
                  Captain of the Concordian Armed Forces, Inspectorate of the MoD Term VI

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                  • #24
                    RAZX airlines is expanding to service the entire Western Seas island nations. Escorted tours to all the LEading Brewerys is included with al lfishing packages.

                    The Beershed boys make some of the finest beers so they are now an authorised stop on this whirlwind tour.

                    For the more upmarket people, a wine and cheese tour to see the Jibbs is now planned.
                    GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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                    • #25
                      Great our people are grabing their shorts and thongs as we speak.....

                      Please don't forget to visit of clone factories and double your fun

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                      • #26
                        good good...
                        GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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