The Borderlands of Beersheds

[James]

We are a small but well organized group of mates. Our mission in life is to brew the perfect beer at a nice ice cold temperature.

You may interact with us all you like, but we offer no apologises for our surely behaviour, our arrogance or our tempers.

May the women run free and the beer be cheap!

[Paddy]

Good to see ya here mate

[James]

The Borderlands of Beershed is a small, socially progressive nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8 million are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 21%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Gambling.

Elections have been outlawed. Crime is a serious problem. Beershed's national animal is the shiela, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the buck.

Beershed is ranked 16th in the region and 54,266th in the world for Highest Police Ratios.

[James]

The Borderlands of Beershed is a small, devout nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10 million are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 24%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Gambling.

Elections have been outlawed and military spending is on the increase. Crime is a serious problem. Beershed's national animal is the shiela, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the buck.

Beershed is ranked 4th in the region and 21,046th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

[Paddy]

The Beershed

nice joint ya got here... I see you made fourth in todays top ten

[James]

Yes we are quite lucky to have a few brickies available to help out.

[Paddy]

a few indeed.. mate that joint is a Palace

have you organised your land within the Apolyton map yet?

[James]

No idea what you mean. ?

[Paddy]

have a look here

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=113649

hope that helps

[James]

That helps.

[Paddy]

all part of the service mate

[James]

The Borderlands of Beershed is a small, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12 million are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 25%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Gambling.

Military spending is on the increase, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, euthanasia is legal, and the government is seen to favor Catholics. Crime is a serious problem. Beershed's national animal is the shiela, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the buck.

Beershed is ranked 20th in the region and 77,210th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry.

[Rasputin]

Rasputopian officials have flown to the Borderlands to visit with representaives of the Beershed boys to discuss trade and formation of closer ties.

[James]

How may we be of assistance to Rasputopia?

[Rasputin]

well we are having a bit of a problem with refugees still. If you could take some to your lovely island and show them the National Volleyball team i think it owuld go down well