PBEM Challenges - Part III

[Lung]

Originally posted by TheBirdMan


As a matter of fact - he is happy with your (poor) effort.

See, he is going to loose a chalengegame too - the defenceless Australians (leader Mr. IronLung) against the evil americans (Leader Highpriest Bird)

Pah! You and whose army, pal?! Oh, that's right...............yours

There's lots of fight left in ol' Iron Lung, don't you worry about that

[ricketyclik]

David42O defeated ricketyclik by 4 x PG rule a bit earlier than turn 121.

Congratulations David42One (Bastard)

[TheBirdMan]

Turn to Lung.

One city more conquered.

[quinns]

Lung, you have been challenged by Ricketyclik. See CTP PBEM Challenge Ladder thread...

[Lung]

$%#@!!

You're gonna get it, BirdFace!

Oh, woe is me! BirdDisciples to the north. Birddisciples to the south. BirdDisciples everywhere! Damned Flock of Seagulls! I hated that band!

I'm gonna pluck your feathers before this game is through

At least i pulverised one leaky birdship

BC6 Turn 173 to PenguinPenis

[Lung]

DIE, MOFO!! DIEEEEEE!!!!

Lung's 1st Hell Fleet delivered a devastating blow to American warships which were continuing their "sail of death" upon innocent Australian colonists! Two ships were sunk plus untold other damage to what is now nothing more than a couple of leaky boats

In other war news, a sneak attack on the fair city of Adelaide was made by American cavalry. Despite the lack of warning, the American cavalry were crushed where they stood

Elsewhere, another American invasion is taking place near Jandalup (or whatever i called it ), yet the evil Americans seem to be frozen, waiting for their inevitable demise The standoff continues...

The Americans seem to be busy creating ungodly weapons to wreak havoc upon the brave Australians, yet still find time to invade us from multiple directions. Rumour has it that they are creating an army of invincible cyborgs!!! Whatever they are!!?!

Turn 174 or thereabouts to BirdBastard

(sorry, no turn tonight - must do night classes )

[Lung]

The Lung Empire Strikes Back!

The remaining American warships bound for Australian shores have been sunk

In other glorious war news, the invading force near Jandalup has been massacred for the loss of few Australian lives. A number of American warships remain off the coast, vainly trying to penetrate Australian defences. Elsewhere, the conquered city of whatsitsname has come under heavy bombardment by Australian warships. Undoubtedly, the brutalised citizens are praying that liberation may come soon.

This has been a truly great day for Australia

[TheBirdMan]

I agree, that must have been THE day .

BTW: Not all American SOTLs are sunk - some are continuing to seek for more australian cities. Until now I know the location of 7 cities (maybe 8 if Whatsitsname is reconquered).

[Lung]

Not re-conquered, Birdie Boy, LIBERATED!

Gutless Yanks destroyed Bullaburra rather than let our people be liberated

For punishment, two more American tubs have been sunk You know, it doesn't seem to matter how many ships you have, because they sail like a bunch of old drunks!

The evil Americans shall be repelled!

BC6 Turn 181 to Chicken Little (courtesy Max Webster)

[TheBirdMan]

Again Dear Lung.

You will have to wait until my new army are ready.

This raid, that is over for now for a little while did cost you 6 cities!

The next will cost you 7 (the 7 I know the location of).

And I will find each and every city - I am going to liberate every kangoroo on this world from the evil sheeplovers..... did I - I - mention sheeps - sorry my "mistake", afterall you are not from New Zealand

[quinns]

But Australia has many more sheep than New Zealand! Sounds like a good game!!

[checkMate]

I'm from Mississippi where Men are Men and Sheep are Scared

[Lung]

I saw a report in the newspaper about a sexual survey, and they quoted a survey from New Zealand. There was not a single mention of sheep in the entire survey! LIARS!!!

Yes, that invasion hurt, but you simply trimmed me of a few colonies that were too difficult to defend. We have developed a secret weapon, called a "shotgun", specifically designed to kill armies of birds

Let us not forget that the repulsive Bird army was well and truly repulsed

BC6 Turn 182 to FowlFanny

[Lung]

Oh, another fleet on yet another suicide mission

Target practice!!

Citizens are starting to ask when the Americans are going to stop bothering us? These suicide attacks are getting a tad annoying!

BC6 Turn 183 to FalconFart

[Lung]

Lung's grand empire is starting to fray at the edges!!

The mighty Australians are holding on against the American scum, but with Warrnambool lost and evil new weapons on the horizon for them, we are staring down the barrel of inevitable defeat

We have won many battles, but alas we fear that we cannot win the war!

Perhaps we should have become a bunch of commies and send vast hordes of peasants as cannon fodder to the evil Yanks! Instead we will have to rely on cunning and guise to defeat the evil ones

Die, Mofo, DIE!!

Turn 192 to SparrowSphincter