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T.N.T. Part IV
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Breaking news from Hebrew-Roman war theater:
Roman fleet - a battleship and two submarines - has been destroyed to the east of Hebrew city of Romemustdie. Also, a Roman fighter has been shot down by Hebrew naval forces near Ashdod.
Poor Americans,
We have to remind you that you should eliminate the word "demand" from your vocabulary when you talk to us. The only thing you are allowed to do is to kindly request! Especially when the matter concerns such things like Quantum Physics. It is now your responsibility to think out how you could smooth down the incident to cool our and our allies minds.
Mayan leader,
In light of the above, don't you think we have a new concern?
Meanwhile, turn 122 sent to DeVil.vitolg
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Originally posted by vitolg
Poor Americans,
We have to remind you that you should eliminate the word "demand" from your vocabulary when you talk to us. The only thing you are allowed to do is to kindly request! Especially when the matter concerns such things like Quantum Physics. It is now your responsibility to think out how you could smooth down the incident to cool our and our allies minds.
Mayan leader,
In light of the above, don't you think we have a new concern?
Meanwhile, turn 122 sent to DeVil.
We beg your humble forgiveness for our request. Unfortunately the only way our diplomat knows how to request things is to demand. He has been summoned home and will be reprimanded.
BTW Turn to BlackiceLet me explain something to you..... I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. - The Big Lebowski(1998)
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Turn to Vitolg and Keygen.
The Mayan War Machine Rumbles on, with Vast Armies moving across the Plains that occupy the volatile front Between them and the Roman Empire, Vast wings of Jet Propelled aircraft scan the skys for enemy activity, Construction of ships that fly through Space is planned... HOWEVER the Mayans draw the line at the use of Nuclear weapons... We would like an honourable war, and although we have massive Nuclear Strike Capability, we are warned by the Scientists of the potential impact on our delicate ecosystem, so we URGE all nations to follow suit and agree that Nuclear Weapons will not be used... Should an attempt to use Nuclear Weapons bounce harmlessly off our Defensive fields, we will retaliate Massively and condemn the offending Nation to oblivion with a counterstrike.He's back after a fashion...
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