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Of course it's your quote, old glory (whatever 
) I knew that from the start, but apparently our envious Kiwi friend doesn't get the context 
Anyway, the Kiwis no longer have an air force because they think we'll come to their aid, regardless of how badly they act toward us. Perhaps they correctly assumed that no one would ever want to invade them
Glory, let me tell you about the Aussie tourist who ventured across the New Zealand countryside many years ago. Keep in mind that New Zealanders can't say vowels, and the few that they can, they say wrong e.g. i's become e's, e's become u's, and u's disappear altogether! ugh! It's frightful to behold!!!
So this Aussie is walking up a country road, when he sees a farmer out in a paddock, apparently trying to push a sheep through a fence. As he approaches, he's about to say hello, when he notices the farmer's pants around his ankles!! Bemused, the Aussie ventures closer, and he notices that the farmer is deep in coital joy (so to speak) with the sheep!
He yells out to the surprised farmer "Hey! Shouldn't you be shearing that sheep?!" to which the Kiwi farmer replies "get fcked! I'm not sharing her with any bastard!!!"
Of course, there are 95 million sheep in New Zealand, and three and a half million of them think they're human!
) I knew that from the start, but apparently our envious Kiwi friend doesn't get the context Anyway, the Kiwis no longer have an air force because they think we'll come to their aid, regardless of how badly they act toward us. Perhaps they correctly assumed that no one would ever want to invade them
Glory, let me tell you about the Aussie tourist who ventured across the New Zealand countryside many years ago. Keep in mind that New Zealanders can't say vowels, and the few that they can, they say wrong e.g. i's become e's, e's become u's, and u's disappear altogether! ugh! It's frightful to behold!!!
So this Aussie is walking up a country road, when he sees a farmer out in a paddock, apparently trying to push a sheep through a fence. As he approaches, he's about to say hello, when he notices the farmer's pants around his ankles!! Bemused, the Aussie ventures closer, and he notices that the farmer is deep in coital joy (so to speak
) with the sheep! He yells out to the surprised farmer "Hey! Shouldn't you be shearing that sheep?!" to which the Kiwi farmer replies "get fcked! I'm not sharing her with any bastard!!!"
Of course, there are 95 million sheep in New Zealand, and three and a half million of them think they're human!
How did I end up at the bottom of the table?
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