Monkey 7

[slamp]

turn 220 to Paul

[Paul]

I didn't receive it. Please send it again.

[Paul]

Turn 220 to Don

[faded glory]

CNN news report


Industrial news
In other news Chinese Industrialization goes on further. Every mountain and Every hill are being exploited in a vain attempt to recover ourselves from wrongs of the past leaders.

News from the politburo
Political decisons are being made into the night. As leaders debate the effectivness of Airports and Television outlers. And whether to begin Installing them

Military news
Chinese army is recruiting! Join the peoples army now! Earn up to 7000 yon a month(11_US$)! And earn a scholarship to the Yeti University of Modern thought!

International poll suggests Chinese people are the dumbest in the world Enraged, Chinese officials moved immediately to deny the vilatity of the report. They demanded that the International Poling Company based in London, Apoligize for this Insulting and obvoiusly biased poll

Hippo gets promoted to head detective of Beijing police department!
A hippo helped bring down International prostitution ring last night. He has become a hero, and just when China needed a national Icon after the death Zhu-Siamese twins! Tho the Hippo was not available for comment, Eager youths are lining up outside his home in Downtown Beijing, hoping to get a glimpse at the newly promoted hero.

Zhu Xiang

[TheBirdMan]

Turn to Swissy

[Av8tor]

American Leader,

The German Prime Minister requests a visit by your ambassador to explain the buildup of a troop garrison in Dallas. An increased military presence will serve nothing but to heighten tension between our governments. We Germans are beginning to believe the border incident with the Chinese was no accident and demonstrates your intention to exercise your dominion over peaceful countries.

Nuke Boy
Prime Minister of the Germans

BTW Turn 221 to Slamp

[Paul]

Turn 221 to Don

[faded glory]

The Chinese also demand an explanation for a troop buildup on our border, on our continent . The Roads near Nashville are plugged full of American troops and the province has the buzz of tank engines and machine gun fire practice. We have a diplmat on his way, but there are so much troops on the border, he cannot get through.

Don if you wish peace like so, then why do you continue to ferry modern troops of war across the Gulf of America. Make your mind up don, but please, leave China out of any of your plans.

I also see this same picture echoing in the north. It appears the german leader has the same kind of troubles as I am.

I think you owe us an explanation Don

[TheBirdMan]

Turn to Swissy.

All seems quiet on our island and our common border with the americans.

Chairman Maximus of Rome

[Max Webster]

Sorry Chinese leader we will have the Commander of this battle group pull back these forces, they were on exercises and got a little too close to the border. The CO of this group will be disciplined. We will pull everything back except the two border units and the diplomats. We value our friendship with the Chinese and do not want to jepordize our relations with such minor squabbles such as this.

There is no buildup on the German border at least not that he can see. We did move a lowly phalanx onto a piece of land occupied by one our Radio towers. This is when we found a Jamaican spy sitting with our territory. But anyhow the Germans have nothing to fear from us.

[faded glory]

I am somewhat satisfied bye Dons response. We will wait and see how things go.


Also our congratulations to Swissy for achieving Genetics. Once again this seems to be a reoccuring theme in all of my games. Swissy is light years ahead technology.

Jamaicas leader is certainly one tough cookie

[Swissy]

The Jamaican government regrets the American descision to bully it's neighbors with a grand show of force. And wishes to make it plainly known that it will not stand by idle in the face of American aggression.

Turn to Nuke Boy

[Av8tor]

Originally posted by Max Webster
....

There is no buildup on the German border at least not that he can see. We did move a lowly phalanx onto a piece of land occupied by one our Radio towers. This is when we found a Jamaican spy sitting with our territory. But anyhow the Germans have nothing to fear from us.

American Leader,

You have increased the number of troops in near Dallas by 50%. If we have nothing to fear, perhaps except fear itself , then perhaps you would be agreeable to withdrawing your troops away from our border.

The Germans call upon all civilized countries to denounce Hegemonistic actions of the Americans.

Prime Minister Nuke Boy of the Germans

BTW Turn to Slamp

[TheBirdMan]

Out of turns:

Blackice is subbing for me next 7 days.

[faded glory]

Saddam was shocked to here the news, Prime Minister Maximus has been struck ill! Tho I knew long ago that the then Senator Maximus had a drinking problem. I had no idea it was, this bad. We do praise his decision to seek counsiling. President Saddam hope that when he returns from his vacation, he will be Sober and ready to lead!

For now we welcome Vice minister Blackice. And hope that he leads well during maximus, erm, brief absence


Onward!!