Lung's FAST! pbem - Part VIII

[St Jon]

Last Turn Sent.

Have Fun Guy's!

[faded glory]

The mighty lung the legendary has accomplished all his dutys

With out even getting his suit dirty

That is truly a lung smilie

[Lung]

But wait! There's more!!! St. Jon shall surely live to fight at least one more day, as my messengers of death are taking their bloody time! Seriously though, i'd like to thank Jon for hanging in there until the last, and taking it like a man You're a good sport! (and good sport too, i might add )

In other news, Aussie scientists have invented Robotics! However, for some strange reason, we now have to pay maintenance on everything! Still, what we can build with robotics is awesome

Australia has taken peace to heart, with modern buildings popping up everywhere. Crime is down, places of learning are everywhere, and trade is booming! Peace rocks!! Of course, there are those lamenting the passing of warfare, what with the last of the Indians dying and everything

At this rate, Lung might have to start a new FAST! pbem in order to have someone to kill


BTW Jon, i had a dream that the Aussies lost a test to the Poms! Of course, it could only have been a dream

Speaking of cricket - we Aussies love Waugh (both of them). I seem to have taken it a little too literally sometimes Die! Die!! DIE!!!

[TheBirdMan]

Turn 208 to Lung.

Not much to add here.

[Paul]

Turn 208 to TheBirdMan. Apparently our esteemed Indian leader has been defeated.

[TheBirdMan]

Turn 209 to Lung.

1 month of sorrow was declared throughout Rome. The total defeat of our truly allies did not come as a chock, but the way it happended did. The brutality.

Deep in our hearts, we shall remember.

Senator Maximus of Rome.

[Lung]

I'M INNOCENT!!! Well, not guilty, at least Our "army of death" arrived on the fair shores of New India to find nothing but trees! Not to point the finger at anyone, but a fleet of ships from a country i won't mention - for argument's sake let us just call them "Germans" - was lurking nearby An Australian emissary visited the leader of the-country-we-shall-not-name, and found him curiously whistling and looking generally upwards while twiddling his thumbs Pleading ignorance, our emissary left completely satisfied that mysterious paranormal forces were to blame. Either that, or the "Germans" slaughtered them all

Two more recycling plants are under construction to try and halt the slide towards environmental catastrophe! However, the careful placement of these plants - targeting cities with the highest pollution - should drastically reduce emissions.

Now with the Indians, er, "repatriated", Australia is totally at peace with the world Even Tweety

Turn 209 to Stavros the sneaky 11 hours ago.

[Paul]

Turn 209 to TheBirdMan

[TheBirdMan]

Turn 210 to Lung

Besides science, I have ordered "bread and amusement" for my people.

Why - might some ask - using ressources on happiness.

Well, the episodes of war, the defeat of our truly ally - all this demands, that I and my government treat our loyal people decent.

This example, I hope, some other nation(s) would/could learn from.

Senator Maximus

[Lung]

Turn 210 to Stavros

[Paul]

Turn 210 to Max

[Stavros]

Turn sent

[TheBirdMan]

Turn to Lung

[Lung]

Rome must disband Byzantiuma immediately or it will be disbanded by Australian troops, as it is on Australian soil. Ignorance of Australian territory is not an excuse. Kanpur has been disbanded as a gesture of Australian integrity, but will be re-settled if Byzantuima is not disbanded.

Turn 211 to Stavros.

[Lung]

Furthermore, Australia's environmental watchdog has noticed a disturbing trend in increasing Roman pollution When Australia's two largest polluting cities finish building their recycling plants, two Roman cities will take the dubious honour.

With Australian scientists showing figures indicating global catastrophe within 20 years, pollution must be curbed immediately. Rome was kindly given the secret of recycling, but appears to not have used it for any worthwhile purpose. Don Bradman II insists that Rome build recycling plants in these cities immediately! Australia has had to drop everything to build these plants, and Rome can do the same.