Love Conquers? Part VIII.

[MOBIUS]

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Truly the Golden Age is upon Spain as advances are being made in all aspects of Spanish society!

Indeed advance tickets for the almost finished Dinosaur Park have sold out many many times over! Of course any visiting dignitaries from other countries will be automatically granted VIP passes...

The first of which has been sent as an invitation to our Greek friends as an appeasement - apparently the T.Rex has been house trained and can be petted!


Walt de Torquemada

Entertainment and Propaganda Minister

[Keygen]

"Chairman Thor,

Wales share extended land and sea borders with all the nations of the world. A strong army is of high importance to as to efficiently protect our lands from aggressive actions like the latest one of St Jon's.

Do not alter yourself as the Incans are truly friends of the Welsh and should not be afraid of us.

We do not intent to proceed in any aggressive action against you but we need to secure that neither you will."

Ambassador in the country of the Incans


"After the two days crisis that almost lead the King to resignation, Constantine called his ministers and generals to find a solution for the French provocation. The decision was unanimous.

WAR!

Wales officially declared war to the French for their arbitrary action of building a city within Llangollen's violating our national territorial integrity.

Troops, naval vessels and air planes have been ordered to head to the area.

The generals estimate that quite soon the city of Le Palais will fall to Welsh hands!

However we expect reactions from Paris in all levels.

French naval vessels mostly submarines and battleships are expected to rich the area in the future and enemy espionage is quite possible to occur all over the country.

The contingency of the enemy landing enemy troops in Welsh territory is under consideration and we are preparing accordingly.

If any of the above happens be sure that the retaliation will be severe!"

Press Bureau of the Foreign Department

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Turn 151 to Rick.

[King Thor]

Fellas, MY ISP has died on me and I have no conenction to the internet from home. I'm writing this from my university lab.

Rick Please forward my turn to Stavros (and ofcourse I know Jon will next me if its takes him + me 24hours to play the turn! ) , and tell him that I want him to sub for me, and that I am unable to mail him and inform him since I dont have access to my mail.
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Let him read this post.

Sorry for this mess up, But now I see the wisdom in Jon's idea (was it Jon's?) to get official subs appointed for each of us. If Stavros is willing to play for me when stuff like this happens I'd like to nominate him as my official sub. If he is busy or something then I'll have to find someone else who isn't already taken. .. Perhaps I can get someone else to play for me.


BTW, I hope its alright if the ex-autralian player plays for me? I mean he is out of the game and probably I'm sure he has the good judgement not to turn the Inca into another Australia.

[Rick Elkins]

Turn 151 --> Comrade Thor

Disturbing news, as reports of war between Wales and France reach our shores.

Greece does not wish to take sides in the affairs of other nations, but we have to wonder if there is truth to the rumour that Le Palais was built inside Welsh territorial borders...? A map from either of the disputing parties showing the actual position of the city would be helpful in better understanding the situation.

But just as War can be declared, so can Peace! So it is to be hoped that some solution to the problem can be found short of further military action...

In proof of the ability of nations, a Greek Diplomat is now traveling to Spain, in hopes of re-opening an Embassy...


Xenophon

[St Jon]

I have no objection to Stavros, I wouldn't as the only player not to have attacked him, but obviously as an ex-player in the Game everyone else has the right of veto.

Unless notification of any objection is posted it will be taken as OK, assuming that he is willing to undertake the task.

[St Jon]

Turn to Madrid.

Beloved Children,

A heinous Sin, definately Mortal, has been committed! The Primitives have chosen to unleash War upon My Most Sacred Shrine and butcher innocent follower's of My True Faith!

This vile act cannot go unatoned and so shall King Constantine be cast unto the uttermost darkness without hope of redemption for his disgusting and disgraced soul. Be certain that this shall come to pass and the 'House of the Putrid' shall be struck down!

France is a peaceful agrarian nation unpossessed, and hitherto unneedful, of an army and despite the outrage neither am I or my poor innocent flock moved to retaliate for all must know that the real punishment that awaits King Constantine does not lay in this life.

I appeal to all right minded, and spiritually pure, Head's of State to condemn this appalling crime against humanity and all that is pure and Holy. France is defenceless and needs aid!

Blessings Upon All,
St Jon, Tolerance in a World of Bigotry.

[Lung]

Originally posted by St Jon
It is pointless having a 24hr Rule unless it is enforced!

I have Birdman and Mobius has Lung, poor bugger, but nobody else has nominated a Sub.

Say, what?!!?! General Lung puts down his scotch, rises from his banana chair, his blood boiling and his alcohol-induced red bulbous nose flaring in righteous indignation at St. Jon's insult!! "Let me at him!", cries the notorious general. "Let thee lead thy army into the very capital of France itself, and execute the blasphemous swine where he stands!!! Mobius, grant thee thy wish, and ye shall reap the great harvest of conquest!!"

Hehe, Jon *****ing about 24 hour rules not being followed. What a riot! It must have something to do with his relative position on the powergraph

[Lung]

What? The word b.i.t.c.h. is censored from my post? All i can say is ****! ****! ****! poo! ********er! arse! vagina! Or, in the immortal words of Cartman - "b.i.t.c.h, b.i.t.c.h, b.i.t.c.h, b.i.t.c.h, b.i.t.c.h!!

[Lung]

Oops! It looks like they missed a few words from NetNanny!!

[Lung]

I wonder how it takes Terrance and Phillip? ";=; Shut your ****ing arse, uncle-****er! ;=; Shut your ****ing arse, uncle-****er! ;=;" Sorry, i'm on a roll, and i can't stop laughing Seriously, i can't!

Where's the Solver police when you need him?!

[TheBirdMan]

The absence of Tweety's cryptic messages has left me all confused!!! Bring back the confusion!!

Try this: Sophix --> The Deleted --> Moral Hazard.

[Stavros]

Damn.... but it's good to get up out of that coffin....

This is just like old times. Funny how I seem to recognise half of the cities in the Incan empire.... Since they used to belong to Australia... Good thing I don't hold a grudge....

The ghost of Breaker Morant (seconded by thor to whip you bastards into shape)
"****... You shot straight you bastards"

[St Jon]

Why have you chosen to profane this Thread, vile heathen dog?

I think you will find, oh abomination upon the face of this sacred Earth, that the reason the 'Thought Policeman' has failed to detect so many of your blasphemies is a simply ignorance of the english language, or perhaps more correctly the correct, rather than colonial, spelling! You bunch of sheep-worryers may be otherwise culturally bankrupt but at least you can spell and do play genuine sports, unfortunately rather better than we do, unlike the 'Founding Fathers' of Mickey Mouse and MacDonalds!

[Rick Elkins]

St Jon, people who live in glass houses...!

You would smear the name (and spelling) of the citizens of the New World? You, who merrily embrace a bastardized language yourself?

Why do you feel you have the right of lingual superiority, when your people have twisted the delicate lyricism and gentle poetic cadences of the English language of Beowulf, and turned it into a vulgar debased way of speaking known as the "Queen's English"??!

[Lung]

Smite thy devil's inquisitor!! And besmirch Rick of the illiterati!! Jon may be of swill, but thee speaketh words of poetry, unlike the written excrement which emanates from the new world!

Our English brethren may speak like talking from a mouth full of marbles, but their written word is the Queen's english indeed!