BTW Saddam, could you withdraw your sol from the east Australia shore? It blocks my sol's way.
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World Scenario Part V
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Turn to Saddamoto.
News from the australian island tells, that the americans are building fortress of rocks and sand from a line southwest of Cairn and down south.
At daytime the weather is more than hot and in the night very cold. Wonder why they do that?! Have their recruited underpaid soldier really deserved that penalty?
And the last rumor from their lines tells, that they do not get enough decent food to eat - only rabbits in various stouws. And sometime a selfdead kangoru. Some even says, that their camps stinks. Goats or sheeps or something. What are those creatures anyway????
Tsk-tsk-tsk. Now we have elephants, and nothing is as good as a thick beef from that great, proud and welltasting animal.First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.
Gandhi
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*knock knock*
"Come in"! *Saddamoto retorted*
"Ambassador M'fume!"
'Hello my friend Saddamoto'
"I have heard about your arrival, but did not expect it at this time"
'Yes, I had tried to make it a suprise,looks like it worked. But it was a long journey'
"Good stuff, now lets get down to business"
'The Zulu government wishes to exchange maps to show you what is happening in australia'
"Before we get started, can I interest you in a drink? Perhaps some finest Brandy import from Europe, or a glass of Brazilian sweet rum, or how about a Cigar, made from America's finest on Cuba?"
'That cigar looks good, so why not!'
*Ambassdor M'fume chomps away at the Cigar as Saddamoto lights it*"now then" replays Saddam
"This is a great day for Zulu and Japan.Today we will open up a new dialogue"
'Yes, there has been some tension between us since Australia'
"Now that issue seems to be settled thanks to the repected leaders of both your nations, we can now get back to the issue of peaceful building and co-oporation"
'these are good times my freind, these are good times'
"let the good times role" Saddam finished lighting a Cigar himself
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"American citizens in Australia hear stange rumors about those mysterious negroid people living in the west part, calling themselves Zulus.
Many missioners had disappeared long ago in Zululand. Rumor has it that they had accompanied the Zulu King in his supper not as guests but... as the main dish!
It has been reported recently the disappearance of a farming family near Melbourne. They found some... pieceses from them a few days after in the desert. From the autopsy they discovered that the poor fellows were boiled, the most likely alive and then cutted in peiceses and were... eaten. Though we have no proof we belive that it was done by some... Zulu settlers from the many that are currently infesting the entire Australia, trying to reach the east coast for... fresh meat."
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"Two new American cities were found in Australia, Sydney and Brisbane bringing up to four the total amount of American cities in east Australia which was our initial plan. No new American city will be built in Australia. West and most of central part will be left to the Zulus for colonization.
Three more cities are scheduled to be built in the rest islands of Oceania soon. One city in Tasmania and two cities in New Zealand, one in the south island and one in the north island."
King and High Priest Constantine
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