Monkey 1 - part VII

[Fraze]

I will resend the turn to Saddam and play Saddams turn myself. Whichever gets played, gets played.

[Swissy]

217 to Nuke Boy

The communist government of Jamaica had broken down economically It is time for a more capitalist tilt in Swissy Town

[faded glory]

It is sad to see both Germany and Jamaica break away from the 'Free world' but nonetheless we will keep our friendly relations with both Governments.

I hereby declare the leader of england to be not more than swine, and a Rabid polluting dog. We wish only that his belly becomes bloated and his head be plucked of all but 3 hairs. For if he continue's on this destructive path, the Global climate will inded change. And we will all have to learn how to swim.

Also maps were given to the Jamacain Government. To show, that indeed, Aggressive English ships continue to scour off Chinese coastlines... What could they be carrying? Probably spys or a large military force? Regardless, if they do not withdraw, Chinese navy will sink them. We grow weary of making threats, but the English continue to assume that China has no Stomach.

Please dont make us act!

[slamp]

There are only 1 diplomat in each boat. Diplomat are here to open new
embassy. Again I don't want war and I'm not ready for it. Moreover I
will not respond to any attack. Sure I will surender

[slamp]

Saddam, I do not have knowledge to build recycler plant. When I will discover
it I will building recycler plant to reduce my polution.

[slamp]

To all, don't forget that I was away since turn 213 and I forgot to say to
Don who replaced me (also in Dutcheese) that I had 2 boats close to
Chineese coast.

[TheBirdMan]

Saddam tse Tung (or whatever).

It would be wise to ask "The Only Living Saint On Earth" how to deal with such a peacefull leader.

[faded glory]

Im sorry slamp, but considering there location and the fact there was 2 ships (maybe a transport and SOTL =5-8 troops) there was a very real reason to be concerned about it.

Glad to see we have cleared this up , hopefully when I open my next turn they will be gone.


Last sentence removed, read slamps comment adn replied to Birdman

anyway, I dont know who you refer to as the 'only live saint' but I do know that Slamp is a pacificst

[Paul]

Slamp, did you already send the turn? I haven't received it yet.

[Max Webster]

"only live saint"

he must be referring to me

[TheBirdMan]

Saddam -- you can't be serious

"Only Living Saint On Earth"

Don't you know this is an alias for St. Jon ?

He, who always tries to save you lousy soul from the evil, he who never manipulates with others , he you always can trust, he who never lies.

And he, who send his army (and specially his navy) after you if you don't listen to his words of wisdom. And latest, he who always sink with his last ship, when he has lost :banned: .

A truly saint

[slamp]

turn 217 to Paul

Sorry for the delay

Birdman, you're right but I liked to play with/against Jon

[Paul]

Turn 217 to Don

[faded glory]

Oh yes, of course , I knew exactly who you were talking about Birdman

Im not quite the 'saint' he is

Birdman, you're right but I liked to play with/against Jon

What is this thinly vieled insult you have directed at me ..... You dont like to play against me ..

Well glad your back so we can get the game moving again

[Max Webster]

I like Jon; he adds allot of spice to a game. I'm sad that he loosing interest in ctp pbem. But maybe I will get to enjoy his antics and rhetoric in civ3 pbem. I think he would make a great politician

It seems our Jamaican leaders revamping of his empire comes just in time. If he would have left it any longer, he might have gotten left in the dust. Interesting times indeed.

To our friendly Chinese neighbors, we have reduced our military presence in the neighborhood of Baltimore. We also matched your border troops with same troops as you have. Our troops have moved into the terrain next to yours, within our city perimeter.


To our friendly Roman neighbors, we have no qualms about sharing Gilligans Island with you. But your military presence within the vicinity of Baltimore has given us an uneasy feeling in our stomachs. We hope that we can live in harmony and peace on such a small piece of land. Will you put us at ease and show the citizens of Americas that you mean them no harm.

The turn has been sent to Frazer