Lungmatch1.2

[Lung]

"Revenge will be.............eeeaarrgghhhh!!!"

Ye shall not live long enough to behold such feeble notions as revenge, ha ha! Thoust shalt be drowneth in thine own blood before long!"

Another Native American City was turned to dust, and another two cities have been discovered! Time is indeed running out for the heathens

Turn 122 to Blackice the Defiant 9 hours ago.

[Lung]

Turn 123 to Blackice

I'm away for 48 hours or so.

[blackice]

Ah so weenie takes two cities and feels time out is in order hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

maybe chicken based weenies

turn is on the way Don next him in 12 hours

revenge is sweet

[Lung]

Hey! Who did you kill? I haven't noticed any missing! Oh well, too many units, i suppose

It's good to see the Donster join in the moose-bashing, too There seems to be lots of Native American cities popping up in the darndest places! It's good to see that you are a bit more elusive than Arfur, Blackice. BTW, did anyone ever hear from Arfur again? No wonder he couldn't hold a job See? I'm just as much a bastard in real life!

So, Don the Dastardly, you want Strategic Hill as much as i do, huh? The fight is ON!! Curse those pesky cannons See how you like these rocks, arsehole!! This game is going to get even more interesting!

I always said the Lungmatch concept was a winner!

Turn 125 to Blackice the Fighting-bravely-but-alas-all-in-vain. Still, he gets to enjoy his occasional small victory at my expense. Thank you for making this game fun and interesting again, Blackice

[Lung]

Turn 130 to Blackice already! I'm surprised to see no smart-arsed comments from my wisecracking Canadian foes for a few turns now

A couple of Native American cities have since been captured, with Blackice the Elusive running out of places to hide. In accordance with the rules of deathmatch, there is to be no protection from a third party, not that i'm hinting or anything No, Blackice will have to take it like a moose! From an eskimo

In other war news, numerous skirmishes have broken out between Roman and Australian troops, with mixed results. An accursed slaver was shot in the head by Australian cavalry, while two other Australian cavalry were killed by Roaming Roman mounted brigades in separate incidents. Meanwhile, the standoff at Strategic Hill has abated for the time being, with Australian troops successfully fortifying the hill and the Roman division scampering off to the shadows.

The war is now being fought on numerous fronts, with Roman troops having had the better so far, without any major victories for either side. Australian troops are demanding revenge for the losses, and Australian intelligence is searching for weaknesses is the apparently tight-knit Roman defences. I'm looking on the bright side - every beaver has a weakness

[Lung]

Two more Native American cities were captured today, with another found. How many of these goddamned cities do you have, BlackIce? The newly found city of Nez Pierce is doomed, with hordes of Australian troops descending as we speak. Surely there cannot be too many more cities left?

Meanwhile, the tension between Roman and Australian troops has increased considerably in recent times, with numerous sightings of enemy troops lurking behind enemy lines. Just because Native America is bearing the brunt of Australian might does not mean that Rome is safe Mwahahahahaha!!!!

Turn 131 to Blackice the-suddenly-but-conspicuously-quiet 12 hours ago.

[Lung]

Another day, another Native American city destroyed This time it was two!!

Anyway, have you blokes got the Stavros disease? One minute it's "weenies this, weenies that", the next minute it's total silence! You mongrel Canadians are playing with my mind, aren't you!! Maybe it's just the headaches i'm giving the two of you

The city of Nez Pierce is now beseiged, and it's fate is sealed. This time there will be no blunderous mistake like the one made by our incompetent general in the previous ill-fated attack on the city. Then it's the fabled Native American city of Comancho to capture, surely signalling the end of the Native American government! In another incident, the roaming Roman regiment was destroyed in it's entirely in what has become known as the battle of "no-man's land"

Turn 133 (132?) to Blackice the Subdued 10 hours ago.

[Lung]

Turn 136 to Blackice 10 hours ago. Bombard, bombard Doesn't anyone attack anymore?

[Lung]

Australian and Roman forces continue to take pot-shots at each other on the eastern front, with Rome suffering the larger number of casualties so far. Yet another Native American city was destroyed, but two more were discovered!! Sooner or later the cunning Blackice must run out of production and money to keep building cities?!? Surely!

The Romans have been conspicuously quiet lately. Obviously up to no good

Turn 137 to Blackice 10 hours ago

[Lung]

Gee, this is a lung thread...er, i mean long! Thank god i'm schizophrenic, or i'd never get a decent conversation here

Yet another Native American city has been discovered, while mysterious troop movements have been noticed of the romans Sounds like another Canadian conspiracy to me

This game just gets more and more interesting!

Turn 140 to Blackice the Cunning (DOG! ) 10 hours ago.

[Lung]

HOWLS OF PROTEST!!!

What is this unholy alliance i see? Since when were alliances allowed in deathmatch? I know it's testimony to my consummate skill as a warlord, but i didn't think i was so fearful

The big problem with alliances is that it allows your units to cross paths as the zone of controls are relaxed. Anyway, i thought that Blackice's capabilities meant he didn't need to hide behind Don's dress So are you guys going to un-ally or what?

Turn 142 to Blackice 24 hours ago.

[Lung]

The Lung is back and he's peskier than ever!! Where the hell is the turn??

[Lung]

Turn 144 to Blackice (finally!)

[faded glory]

haha lung!!!




This thread is ****in hilarous!

[Lung]

It's easy, FG. I just crap on indefinitely, and sooner or later i'm bound to be funny