Lungmatch1.2

[Lung]

Australian forces stroll into some backward Native American city only to find it collapses into nothingness! Will the ever be an end to Australian success?? Also, it's good to see that the Romans have broken the peace treaty with the Native Americans, even if it is only a token effort to appease the Lung-god

Turn 149 (whatever) to Blackice - he of the diminishing cities

[blackice]

As usual the natives will prove to be nothing short than a pain in the butt to all We will never die can you not see that we have strong women and child and the male genes dominate the world!

[Lung]

Oh, how quickly those words were rendered meaningless!

With some end-of-turn wails and an insistence on sending the turns to Donicus, it would seem that the resilient Blackice is no more

Turn 151 24 hours ago to Donicus for the thrilling finale! Let the arm wrestle continue!!

[blackice]

Heh we'll see

[Lung]

Que? You're not going to posess us from the afterlife are you, Blackice?

Turn 152 to Donicus the Impregnable

[Lung]

Australian forces continue to probe for weaknesses in the Roman defences. Another stalemate seems to be looming east of Talbingo with Australian and Roman forces trading blows with bombardment, with small losses on both sides. Meanwhile, opposing diplomats who have been eyeing each other off for many centuries have finally come face to face, but being the snivelling wimps that they are, they are unable to so much as *****-slap each other!!

Turn 156 to Don

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Damned prudish website!!

Bum!
Poo!
Testicles!
Wee!
Funbags!
Mutton dagger!
Root!
****!!

No one can stop the Lung from swearing - there are just too many words to censor

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Oh well, at least one of 'em had to be banned, i guess

In that case....

Bonk!
Norks!
Map O' Tassie!!

[Lung]

Ah, this thread is just too funny to replace I think Blackice made an indelible mark on this thread

Turn to the Donster 36 hours ago. This game is fun, and Don is such a good adversary He seems so impregnable!

C'mon Don! Reply, dammit!!

[blackice]

Wennie

[Lung]

Originally posted by blackice
Wennie

Hail, the mighty Blackice! Hail!! Good to see you back, dude Don and I are in one almighty stalemate, although the devious Donster may have other ideas

Er, what the hell is a wennie?

In war news (there is no other news in a deathmatch, is there??), a large invasion force was repelled earlier by an obviously new garrison of cannon and muskies near the eastern Roman city of whatsaplace After heavy bombardment without return fire an all-out assault was ordered, only to find new, fresh, heavily armed troops! Alas, no apparent weaknesses exist in the Roman lines. Poo, bum wee!

Turn 161 (?) to Don.

[Lung]

Uh-oh! Is that a counter-force i see? Finally i pry Don out from under his rock

Turn 162 to Don

[Lung]

Still the Roman lines remain impervious to Australian advances To quote a famous Australian advertising line - "Don. Don is good!!!"

So, guess what products was being advertised? Wait for it......

smallgoods! Somehow with Don it seems strangely appropriate Especially with beavers

[Lung]

Hi, and welcome to the Lung schizophrenic thread, where Lung posts, no one listens, and Lung replies to himself!!

In LM1.2 news, Lung embarrasses Don yet again! The accuracy of this statement is guaranteed by Lung himself. Besides, Don never looks at this thread, so what does it matter?

Lung! Lung! Lung!
He's number one!
Lung! Lung! Lung!
The rest are all scum!!

Lung slides further into delusion, and announces another grand victory over Don. "today, Lung's royal forces of good crushed a million cowardly Roman troops in a victory for Australian delusion!"

I love talking to myslef. Really, i do!

[Lung]

Originally posted by Lung

I love talking to myslef. Really, i do!

Oh, and i love llepsing in anagrams, oot!

[Lung]

Turn 191 to the Doonster. I'm talking to you, Lung!

[Lung]

Turn 192 to Don. This game has gone from stalemate to borig