Monkey 2 - part VII

[TheBirdMan]

Ok with the germans.

the turn should be someplace between monkey and you.

[Monkey]

Hi yeti,

You can take the Germans if you wish or alternatively I got another position....

I need a replacement for a player... me! Don't worry, it's a long story and it involves me having to move back to my home town for now. This might be a permanent thing so you might be a permanent replacement for me.

Anyway before I get Lung fuming again... turn sent to Don.

[Yeti]

Hey yall

Ya I can take the germans and when monkey takes off, i can do the french and ai the germs. unless you'd want me to take the french off the bat.

I assume with a stock ctp ill need the patch?

anyway thnx for the offer and ill be hearin from ya

yeti

[Lung]

You need the official 1.2 and 1.2.1 patches, that's all. No Monkey business in this game

Turn 216 to Paul the Impregnable! What the hell are those big domey thingies?

[Paul]

Turn 216 to Zaphod.

To the primitive Australian people: those big domey thingies are the forcefields protecting the cities of the mighty Dutch empire. Some years ago the great Dutch scholars and engineers built a national shield that provides such a forcefield to all Dutch cities. Perhaps some day the Australian scientists will also discover these wonders of modern technology.
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[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

turnt o the birdman

[TheBirdMan]

Turn to Monkey (and cc to Don, if Monkey has left his "playroom").

Good luck in the future Monkey.

Get a decent job, where you always will be able to FOLLOW the games. Play home, but make your dip. at work It's a kind of "bonus" to your paycheck

[Monkey]

Yeti,

All you need is the official 1.2 patch. The hack is not really needed since we started the PBEM game "unmodified".


Birdman,

What are you suggesting that I...*gasp* take work time off for internet usage?? I would *NEVER* do such a thing...*Never*

Anyway I didn't exactly get the turn Birdman, I'll be here for the game until Friday or so. I'll arrange the details with Yeti via email.

[TheBirdMan]

Sorry Monkey - I thought the UNION was stronger i Australia.

No - just kidding.

Or was I I mean, my english is now a lot better (most reading, but also spelling) during the last 1½ year. And the costs for my company has been near to zero.
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[Yeti]

hiya

wow my cd must have shipped with the patch. i downloaded it and it said i dont need it.

here's my email i check most often:
charlie_zero_five@yahoo.com

my email for apolyton is charlie_zero_five@exterminator.net, (free cnn email lol)

yeti

[TheBirdMan]

Resent with cc to Yeti.

[TheBirdMan]

Anyone knows if this game continues? Yeti????????

[Yeti]

I got the turn lists and a cc for don's turn.

According to the turn list Don has the ball yet? I have the pre don turn so give me a heads up if we want to next him.

Or if you have the turn Don send it to:

charlie_zero_five@yahoo.com

Then I'll be sendin it to Zaph.

If I got the info mixed up plz tell me

tnx

Yeti

[Lung]

Trust a big dopey snowman to get the turn sequence wrong

You need to play the turn, then send it to Don. Don then does something sneaky, then sends it to moe. Er, i mean me

[Yeti]

Turn to Don

French News Network (FNN):

The great Monkey has resigned today amid allegations of spanking himself. Last year, in the supreme French court, he was asked "did you ever spank the monkey?"

President Monkey replied, "According to the technical definition of spanking.....no. I can say with a fair degree of confidence that the alleged allegations of my former self, which may or may not be constituded as true in a strict sense, can be applied currently in light of the past occurences which I cannot confirm or deny at this time."

Although found not guilty of all counts in the trial, (which cost French taxpayers 25% of the GNP), President Monkey decided to resign, "to move somewhere less stressful, plus moving is a real pain in the ass!"

After several recounts, riots, and llama bashing, people got fed up with the democratic process.

In light of the past events, a new moral correctness is sweeping the once decadent country. This push is lead by self proclaimed messiah Yeti. "It will take some time and prodding to enforce the "pay as you sin" tax, but i think we can overcome it. The people want it, they just don't admit it - yet." When asked about foreign relations, Yeti replied, "yes."

It will seem the great French transition to a higher power will take a year or two.."

----> Turn to don