Monkey 2 - part VII

[Lung]

Turn 205 to Paul

[Paul]

Turn 205 to Zaphod

[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

turn to monkey

[Monkey]

turn to don...

[Paul]

Turn 206 to Zaphod

[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

turn to monkey

[Monkey]

To flying to Don as we speak

[Paul]

Turn 207 to Zaphod

[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

turnt o monkey

[Monkey]

turn to Don.

To the Americans if they are present. I seek permission to send a diplomat to your lands to establish an embassy. Perhaps we could benefit both our nations if we traded some techs.

[Lung]

Turn 208 to Paul, after a failed first attempt

[Paul]

Turn 208 to Zaphod.

The Dutch hereby claim all currently English territory. We insist that the Australians withdraw their troops from all currently English (soon to be Dutch) territory.

[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

turn to monkey, quite some hours ago

[Lung]

Lung the Legendary is greatly disturbed by purported events around the planet. Am i to believe that the Dutch are at war with the world? This is news to me. The last i heard was that the Dutch were invading the poor defenceless English, followed by a thinly veiled threat to our great nation to keep Australian peacekeepers out of England!

Now am i to believe that the Dutch have commenced an offensive (very offensive indeed ) against the peaceful nation of France? Monkey the Benevolent is harmless and should not be subject to the evil desires of the Dutch. If this dire news is true, then Lung the Legendary, on behalf of the fair nations of the world, demands that the Dutch cease and desist!!

Is big bad Paul is picking on poor little ol' Monkey? Bad Paul! Bad!!

[Monkey]

To all Nations of the World,

It seems the Dutch is out on a genocidal war with the rest of the planet. I invite every civ to resist against the advances of the Dutch at whatever cost. This may be our final chance at survival.

Yours Truly,
Monkey, President of France.

Turn to Don
[This message has been edited by Monkey (edited November 07, 2000).]