Monkey 2 - part VII

[Monkey]

The French welcomes the new ruler of the English civ. Though we report communications links between our civs are difficult, we will try and provide support when and if possible.

Monkey President of France.

[Lung]

Lung the Legendary hears the please for mercy by the new English leader, and will consider letting the simple English people live alongside the great people of Australia.

TheBirdman may state his case to be allowed to live on our continent. Let it be known that only the English may be allowed to settle in Australia, therefore the Dutch will not be allowed to invade English cities in Australia, as it will be rightly considered an attack on Australian sovereignty.

That is, of course, if TheBirdman can first pursuade me to let him live

[TheBirdMan]

I Mr. Bird of the english - pleadge for peace with the great australian people.

As you might know, mighty Lung, we the englÃsh has the potential to be a valueable ally. We have lots of "credits" among other nations - except the dutch nation - and will be able to act as messenger between others.

Though the english might shown a little aggressive nature before, we can assure all, that we will keep the way of peace and diplomacy.

Special message to the dutch leader:

We would also like to live in peace with the dutch nation. It's waste of ressources to destroy our own cities - but that is what we will do. It's better than to add power to the strongest and most aggressive nation on this earth.

[TheBirdMan]

Ohh my lord.....

In safe waters I hope.

[Paul]

Turn 211 to Zaphod.

The English attack on York, however futile it was, could not be left unpunished. The city of Worchester has been taken and the city of Brighton has been annihilated. The Dutch are willing to end this war now and have proposed a peace treaty, but we will respond to any further aggression by the English or any other nation.

[TheBirdMan]

Turn to Monkey.

Both the australians and the dutch has offered peace to whats-left of the english nations.

We humbly accept and thanks our Lord to be alive.

I - Mr. Bird - will never forget.

[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

we are surprised of what our french friend is talking about!
we never have taken any agressive measures against the americans, whom we consider as brothers and friends of the russian people. the relation between america and russia is one of peaceful coexistence and friendship and shall remain that way, if not even to improve.

[Max Webster]

Spies Zaphod Spies!!

Why do you keep insisting on inserting spies into our territory? We have set anti-spy measures all along our borders and we are not long in tracking them down. We have caught another one and this time instead of expelling him, we had him shot on sight. You talk friendship but obviously you don't want it. We also got two messages from you in German and I don't understand German, I'm sorry. But obviously you can understand English so next time please send an email explaining what you want.

Turn 212 to Lung

[Monkey]

BirdMan, you're now a messiah to the English

To the Russians,

As your ally, I request you cease any further aggressive actions done on your behalf to the Americans. The Americans have done the French no harm as yet and are undeserving of the current treatment. This is of course a request, not a demand, so any further hostile actions taken by the Russians cannot hold France accountable.

Monkey President of the French.

Turn to Don
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[Paul]

Turn 212 to Zaphod.

The Dutch are concerned about the strong rise in pollution of the Russians. We have therefore offered to instruct them in AI Surveillance so that they may build Security Monitors to reduce their pollution.

[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

SHTONK!

no longer the russian people are willing to suffer from the wrongs of their former dictators, who aren't even true russians!

they have destroyed our land with their pollution!
they have destroyed our reputation among the other countries with their senseless deeds!
they have weakened the blood and soul of our people with their nonrussian culture and distastefull behaviours!

but today a new era has dawned for russia and the world : a group of true russian heros went to the kreml to demand a change in politics. but the communists took them under fire. this was too much, now the will of the people has spoken:
the kreml was taken by the heroic force of the true russian people.
the communists were hanged, those who managed to escaped will be hunted down and put to their fate!

i have ordered all russian troops to withdraw from the american border.
i have accepted the american plea for peace.
i have accepted the dutch offer of technology to repair the russian country as fast as possible.
i hereby assure the french, and all other nations that i will keep peace.

signed,
zaphod beeblebrox,
leader of the nationalrevolutionary party of russia.

(btw don't you think it should be possible to change the name of your leader when a revolution happens? ;-)

p.s. a diplomatic member of our party is at the moment in french territory. he seeks allowance by the americans to reach american ground to establish an embassy of the new russian government. i repeat there is one diplomat, no spies!
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[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

well and i have one thing to say to max:
if i accept proposals of yours, i don't find it necessary to send a mail.

[TheBirdMan]

Where is the turn

[Lung]

BirdDude, is that you?!? A busy little Budgie, aren't you!

Actually, it's with me. I got home late last night and wasn't up to playing the turn . After all, it takes three days to get to me, so what's another day?

[TheBirdMan]

I didn't have much to do this morning between 05:30 and 06:30 - just one turn - so why not ask silly q's instead?
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