AC diplo discussion thread

[Will9]

Impaler started a thread on it. I hope no one minds that I posted this in it:

RP:

The great Banana has looked wisely upon Yang. You pretended to be our friend. We could have been great friends ruling the world together. Traitors shall not go unpushed by the Boneco. We even shared you in our decsion on where our next city would be since our planned site had been close to one of your cities. You just slaved the settler. We had open borders. Vox and Gathering Storm will not go unnoticing to the most pwerful nation on Nia Kontinento increasing its land. Even those great enemies know they most unite if they want live. This propoganda minister has told false stories. Only our women wear banana shoes and only in times of morning. They were morning that they were being taking. The banana leaf cloths are part of ritual cermenomy to ask the Boneco for guidence. Our wise men smoking bananas in the mountians knew that there would be an agressor to the Banana. We never thought it would be our great friends. We hope a destrojero eats you alive.

/RP

[Nugog]

Lying mangy running dogs!

A curse on their house, their women and their fruits of all types!

I spit on them, their copper and their fancy ways!

Next time their Diplomats come calling I will put their heads on spikes over the entrance to the Cathedral of the Great Banana!

[Daddy-O]

Sent to thediplomaticbanana last night:

Rejoice, your savior is here
Greetings the people of Banana!

For too long you have been suppressed by your leaders. For too long
Idolatry has been a "normal" way of living for the bananas. For too
long you have been bent by your leaders. For too long you have had no
choice.

Team Alpha Centauri has heard your many calls for the One True Yang
("Vivu Yang, Vivu Yang"). We have saved a group of civilian banana
refugees who were being chased by your own military. The stories they
told us about live as a Bananaian won over many of our hearts.

We have now pledged to liberate all the Banana people from evil and
oppression and bring the One True Yang to save their souls!

As from this moment, there is a state of War between the Centaurian
Republic and the leaders of the Despotic Bananas. Stay strong innocent
peoples of Banana for in a few more years you'll have a much better
world to live in.

Viva-la-Yang!!

Team Alpha Centauri, friends of the common banana people,
For The Glory Of The One True Yang

[Daddy-O]

Will9 - That looks like a good response.

[Daddy-O]

Fed,
Why did we lose?

[fed1943]

Daddy-O, two reasons IMHO:

First, a lot of wasted time (Spitville should be our 4th city,not 2nd,
for instance; no,then just 1, worker for long time);

Second, too much trust in diplomacy, want peace without to prepare
war.

And,please, don't misunderstand me, my anger is just RP.

Best regards,

[Daddy-O]

ooh! Internal RP. Very nice.

I have to agree. It appears AC set us up from the start. Their thread on the War hints at that they tried to get us to build the road they attacked us with. Hopefully they are not that much stronger than us and these rush builds will help to slow them down.

On the diplo side I will send nothing to AC unless the teams requests it.

[Nugog]

Originally posted by Daddy-O
It appears AC set us up from the start.

Their thread on the War hints at that they tried to get us to build the road they attacked us with.

Hints?

[Daddy-O]

OK. States it outright. We were played for fools.

[Nugog]

Originally posted by Nugog
Lying mangy running dogs!

A curse on their house, their women and their fruits of all types!

I spit on them, their copper and their fancy ways!

Next time their Diplomats come calling I will put their heads on spikes over the entrance to the Cathedral of the Great Banana!

Send them this in response...........

[Addled Platypus]

any chances to get a three way agaisnt AC ??

that would be sweet

[Will9]

The only problem is Vox and GS will have to unite for this. I hope they relieze that if they keep fighting, they are both doomed.

[Nugog]

Originally posted by Will9
The only problem is Vox and GS will have to unite for this.

That would be nice - if they can get to us in time.......

I hope they relieze that if they keep fighting, they are both doomed.

Unless AC and GS have decided to split the land between them.

Have we approached GS and Vox?

[Daddy-O]

sending diplo now.

[Daddy-O]

I could not resist...

Alpha Centurians
There must be some misunderstanding. There have been harsh words spoken of each others nations in public and here. It seems that, with the best intentions, I am sure, you have taken our settlers into protective custody. Our happy band of banana treat eating settlers were strolling towards the river to settle our newest hamlet - Yang's Gate when your kind troops took them in. You should probably return them to us unharmed along with appropriate reparations. The Great Banana, whose name dare not be uttered, has assured us that his wrath will be spared you if this is done.


As we say,
"Banano por via postaĵo"

The Diplomatic Banana



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