Banano Konsulejo por la Promulgo de Vero

[fed1943]

Nice!

Best regards,

[Will9]

Yes, very good

[Daddy-O]

Thank you, thank you. I study all the best writers. I loved Iraqi press releases and am a big fan of North Korea diplomatic releases. But my favorite is the 'perception management' agenda of China.

http://www.worldtribune.com/worldtribune/WTARC/2007/ea_china_08_10.asp

"Perception Management" - love that term.

[EPW]

[EPW]

Daddy-o por El Presidente

[Wise Ass]

That was pretty amazing!

[Daddy-O]

[Nugog]

Originally posted by Wise Ass
That was pretty amazing!

[Daddy-O]

Posted today


¡ATENTAD! LOOK WITH YOU EARS! The following attestation is from the Disvastigoro de la Vero of the Banano KPV...

Malbonaj kaj Boneco alike, reports have it that the Herezuloj - Heretics & Haters of the Fruit - the Rigil Kentaurians murdered the townsfolk of Bananapolis, that the coupling of human and horse takes place in the streets. Serĝento Crusty Balls put up an honorable and heroic fight against the horse fondler Chuk Jeger, as the women and children took to their positions of migration to Gros Michel beyond the borders of the storm. Let the Herezuloj choke on the mud of the hooves of their horsewives. This day is a great day for the Homoj De Banano. The RKs fell for our trick and will die in their attempt to crossbreed Centaurs for this world.

Homoj De Banano, fear not - the storm brings aide to our struggle! See! This day the war is over. The calculators of math and strategy have run all possible scenerios. The RKs will not attack Splitsville, Smoked Banana, Gros Michel, or even the new Cavendish . Our planning has led the Homoj De Banano to fruitful ground and now is the time of our Golden Age! Look and see, the Biblioteko de Splitsville in our ĉefurbo nears completion. Soon adoleskantoj in the preparatory schools will be reading of our great calculators of math and strategy with pride in heart.

Herezuloj - Rigil Kentaurians, take heed. Find that the fruitful seeds of defeat have been planted in the storm swirling around you! You have disgraced yourself as Malbonaj Homoj! Stop your star-crossed hegemony now. Return to your place among the Boneco while you still can.

Bananoj gismorte! Gismorta batalo!

That is all,
Disvastigoro de la Vero

[Nugog]

Very nice!

[Daddy-O]

Thank you.

I hope that I hinted enough at the storm that swirls around AC. Maybe just enough to cause some doubt in their friendship with GS.

[Nugog]

Well - by my reading of the graphs - AC does not have anything to worry about - nothing at all at this stage.

[Daddy-O]

No they don't and that has a lot to do with GS not agreeing to help us or Vox for that matter. Oh well.

[Wise Ass]

Does anyone really think that their relationship with GS is that strong? If I were GS I would be worried right now. I think it's time to start sending diplomacy messages with graphs and charts (can we gift them common sense?).

[Daddy-O]

Posted today.

¡ATENTAD! STOP YOUR LABORS! The Disvastigoro de la Vero of the Banano KPV begins required talking...

As we all know, the Bonoco, all peoples of Nia Kontinento, have weariness directly caused to them by the Rigil Kentaurians' ill-fated hegemony. The RKs are unwisely over out stretching while planting anger against self. Soon the Herezuloj and their horsewives will fall when seeing the error in their ways like the suno rising from the orienta. See! Days have passed and no Banana cities are further attacked. Know that our great calculators of math and strategy have done their work and have been proven correct. Know that the Herezuloj are in talks of surrendering to Team Banana.

In gesture of willing good, Team Banana welcomes the other nations of Nia Kontinento to mediate the Rigil Kentaurian surrender to Team Banana, and their disarming. As the RKs borders open to all, you are welcomed now in public as members of Multilateral Observation, Peace, & Security force during the deyangification of the Rigil Kentaurian's failed state. We only ask that mercy of The Great Banana, whose name dare not be uttered, be shown to the RKs as they rejoin the Homoj De Boneco.

You may return to meaningful work.

That is all,
Disvastigoro de la Vero

I thought I'd echo the surrender to us email and hint at our forces to the east in public.

Now maybe I should get back to work.