Liberate the Oppressed Centuarians!

[UnOrthOdOx]

Ah, wait for my poem.

But for the record, I consider it a very evenly fought struggle to date. Even if recent turns have tilted in the Merc's favor.

And I would like to commend those who have arrayed such beautiful stacks and clever strategies against us. It's been a pleasure matching both wits and arms with ye.

[Nugog]

Originally posted by OzzyKP
There is even less publicity about the war raging on our continent.

And the nice ass-kicking the Mercs are giving to the two civs that teamed up against us.

Ooooooh - do tell!

[OzzyKP]

There is even less publicity about the war raging on our continent.

And the nice ass-kicking the Mercs are giving to the two civs that teamed up against us.

[Wise Ass]

Yes it seems there is less publicity surrounding this war thaqn there was with ours. I would like to continue to be informed of the ongoings within the game.

[Jon Miller]

Woo!

JM

[Nugog]

News of this war drags Nugog from the Banana smoke in his cave of exile.

He contemplates wandering down the hill to observe the carnage.

[Hercules]

Originally posted by PJayTycy


Oh, perhaps instead of killing each other, you could tell us where this so-called oil is located ?

Whale oil. of course. Or maybe olive oil. What other oil could there be ?

[Beta]

Re: Liberate the Oppressed Centuarians!

Originally posted by Donegeal
Vox Declares WAR on Alpha Centauri!

The Palace of The Voice- A large crowd has gathered for a speech from The Voice of Vox Emperor. The band starts up with the national anthem (USSR anthem… we are playing as the Russians…) as Emperor approaches the podium.

As an ex-Voxian, and ex-Voxian ex-Minister of Information, my heart is filled with pride with the way in which this was handled.

...and btw - I was NOT the one crushed by the rock....

... I was killed at Inchon, or was it Inchoff??? ....

[binTravkin]

Originally posted by Hercules
And we're not doing this for the oil.

Lemme guess.. WMD?

[PJayTycy]

Originally posted by Hercules
And we're not doing this for the oil.

Oh, perhaps instead of killing each other, you could tell us where this so-called oil is located ?

[Hercules]

And we're not doing this for the oil.

This action that we have undertakenised is to libate the good folk of the oppressicated state of Alphabet Centurian.

[Impaler[WrG]]

Yes and it did happen so Fast

[Donegeal]

Originally posted by Wise Ass
Where was this declaration when we were about to be abolished? If you really wanted to rid the world of this axis of evil, then you would have responded to your friends of the great banana, as we warned you of this axis. Now only our memories remain, as our leaders smoke banana peals with the great banana who shall remain nameless, we will discuss and pray for your success, while not understanding your aprehension towards us.

We were a little occupied at the time.

[Donegeal]

Originally posted by Blake
You know usually emperors hire an information minister for that kind of thing, just a FYI.

Yeah.. but our information minister was crushed by a falling rock.

These things happen...

[Kataphraktoi]

Oppression has never felt so free