Liberate the Oppressed Centuarians!

[Wise Ass]

Where was this declaration when we were about to be abolished? If you really wanted to rid the world of this axis of evil, then you would have responded to your friends of the great banana, as we warned you of this axis. Now only our memories remain, as our leaders smoke banana peals with the great banana who shall remain nameless, we will discuss and pray for your success, while not understanding your aprehension towards us.

[Blake]

You know usually emperors hire an information minister for that kind of thing, just a FYI.

[Donegeal]

In the GSAC Axis, we know which is the master and the slave. The question is, do you know?

[-SafaN-]

End of passion play, crumbling away
I'm your source of self-destruction
Veins that pump with fear, sudden dark is clear
Leading on your deaths construction
Taste me you will see
more is all you need
you're dedicated to
how I'm killing you

Come crawling faster
obey your Master
your life burns faster
obey your Master
Master
Master of Puppets I'm pulling your strings
twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, `cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, `cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master

Needlework the way, never you betray
life of death becoming clearer
Pain monopoly, ritual misery
chop your breakfast on a mirror
Taste me you will see
more is all you need
you're dedicated to
how I'm killing you

Come crawling faster
obey your Master
your life burns faster
obey your Master
Master
Master of Puppets I'm pulling your strings
twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, `cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, `cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master

Master, Master, Where's the dreams that I've been after?
Master, Master, You promised only lies
Laughter, Laughter, All I hear and see is laughter
Laughter, Laughter, laughing at my cries
Hell is worth all that, natural habitat
just a rhyme without a reason
Neverending maze, drift on numbered days
now your life is out of season
I will occupy
I will help you die
I will run through you
Now I rule you too

Come crawling faster
obey your Master
your life burns faster
obey your Master
Master
Master of Puppets I'm pulling your strings
twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, `cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, `cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master

question is: who is master and who is slave?

[Donegeal]

Vox Declares WAR on Alpha Centauri!

The Palace of The Voice- A large crowd has gathered for a speech from The Voice of Vox Emperor. The band starts up with the national anthem (USSR anthem… we are playing as the Russians…) as Emperor approaches the podium.

As the cheers dissipate and the band quiets down, The Voice starts to speak “Ladies and gentlemen, for a long time we have endured the brunt of Stormian aggression. For nearly as long we have been warning the peoples of this world about their evil ways and for just as long, Centauria has been harboring, trading with and passing information to Stormians. We have asked them to stop in the name of peace. They refused. We demanded that they stop and they continued to refuse. We announced to them and the world: ‘You are either with us, or against us!’ Well, today I can gladly tell you Vox is again true to their word!” a banner unfurls from the top of the palace, “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!”

“Every civilization we have contact with now fits into our philosophy. As of noon today, Vox Controllii has forced the hand of the Centuarians and declared war. Yes, I know that we aren’t quite done with Stormia, but by declaring war on Centauria, we will be able to wipe the world clean of this axis of evil.

“Using powers of the Patriot Act, which were given to the Voice after The Victory at the Voice, I have uncovered some very disturbing news through our domestic spying.”

“There are Centauri terror cells acting inside Vox. We have discovered plans of the evil Centauries to build a giant ‘spaceship’ to ‘colonize another planet.’ Now it doesn’t take a genius to realize that this ‘spaceship’ is really a weapon of mass destruction (our scientists call it a ‘new clearing catapult’) and that to ‘colonize another planet’ actually means ‘to kill all peace loving creatures of the universe’. They have already used it against one peaceful nation, and Vox will do everything it can to prevent them from their wonton destruction again!”

Voxian General Hercules believes he will be able to heap up the new puppet Centuarian govenment in a matter of weeks.