I would like to congratulate and extend my best wishes to Nuclear Master, who has graciously and energetically stepped up to be the Dean of Apolyton University.

Therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Universitatus Apolytonus Committeeatum e plurbis unum, I hereby confer upon you the honorary degree of Th.D. (Dr. of Thinkology!).
Back where I come from, we have men who are called heroes. Once a year, they take their fortitude out of mothballs and parade it down the main street of the city. And they have no more courage than you have. But! They have one thing that you haven't got! A medal! Therefore -- for meritorious conduct, extraordinary valor, conspicuous bravery against wicked witches and Voxians, I award you the Triple Cross. You are now a member of the Legion of Courage!
Back where I come from there are men who do nothing all day but good deeds. They are called phil...er -- er -- phil -- er, yes...good-deed-doers. And their hearts are no bigger than yours. But! They have one thing you haven't got! A testimonial! Therefore, in consideration of your kindness, I take pleasure at this time in presenting you with a small token of our esteem and affection. And remember, my sentimental friend that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others.

On to great things for AU!!!
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