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**gooberboob** · February 6, 2003, 20:57

this is easily the weirdest story of yours i have read.

Wait... LOL

**Centauri18** · February 6, 2003, 20:58

**gooberboob** · February 6, 2003, 21:15

Feeding the Multitudes

Max, Mike, and Nathanial now had a much more urgent problem on their hands. One of the clones decided that he was hungry, which prompted more to complain of hunger. Soon, the whole neighborhood was ringing with the sounds of "feed me mommy." It was an eerie sound to say the least, but not as eerie as the simultaneous sniff that followed it. The noise was indescribable, both annoying, yet somehow melodious at the same time.

Max finally gave them the OK to go rob the grocery store down the road, and the hunger was appeased temporarily.

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... in one of the strangest robberies Wisconsin has ever seen, hundreds of men, duplicate men, raided a local Piggly Wiggly and stole only food....CLICK

"That's them!!"

"No it isn't!"

"How many other duplicates walk around in packs of several hundred?"

"Well, I saw this one Eminem video that had like 600 Eminems on it."

"I wish I could fire you on the grounds of stupidity."

"Why don't you? This job sucks."

"You're the supervisor!! Killing you would be an advancement to mankind you're so stupid! I should stick you in the cage with the invisible ape!"

"You can't do that."

"Why not?!"

"I'm the supervisor."

"Oh yeah."

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Meanwhile, after the Michaels had their fill of all that the local Piggly Wiggly had to offer, they began work on their defenses...

**ChrisiusMaximus** · February 7, 2003, 03:13

This story is Turtletastic.

**SKILORD** · February 7, 2003, 16:02

This story is weird as hell.

**gooberboob** · February 7, 2003, 18:22

Thanks... I guess

**Sparkle** · February 16, 2003, 17:58

I love the story, although it seems that it was made after 6 beers and 3 joints :-))

**SKILORD** · February 16, 2003, 18:14

**Metaliturtle** · February 16, 2003, 19:34

Goober, you gotta lay off laying the women if you know what I'm sayin

**Metaliturtle** · February 17, 2003, 17:53

goober got into a car accident 2 nights ago, he's in intensive care in the hospital now

**SKILORD** · February 17, 2003, 18:11

ouch!

**Metaliturtle** · February 24, 2003, 04:29

I went to go see him today, he's pretty bad off, several broken ribs, plus internal injuries, they don't know when he'll be ok. He'll continue writing the story in the hospital as soon as he can, and post it via me on this thread. Plan on the first update being in 2 weeks or so.

**BigDork** · April 7, 2003, 22:24

Metaliturtle....

So how's Goob doin'? He ever gonna come back and write for us again?

BigD

**DarkCloud** · April 8, 2003, 21:40

I hope he's doing all right- send him my best wishes.

**Metaliturtle** · April 9, 2003, 12:37

His surgery went bad, he's in assisted living facilities in Arizona now, I don't know if he will start writing or not.

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