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  • #31
    If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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    • #32




      grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

      The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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      • #33

        That last bit is brilliant... almost as good as rhyming Vox with Pox.
        "Close your eyes, for your eyes will only tell the truth,
        And the truth isn't what you want to see,
        Close your eyes, and let music set you free..."
        - Phantom of the Opera

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        • #34
          A War Chariot imbued with the power of lightning after striking at the so-called immortal!
          Note the smoke still rising from Mo's burnt carcass.
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          "Close your eyes, for your eyes will only tell the truth,
          And the truth isn't what you want to see,
          Close your eyes, and let music set you free..."
          - Phantom of the Opera

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          • #35
            What's that? The immortal was defiling our holy grounds with his stench!
            Vox, you will pay for this!

            Okay, I admit it, I've been playing with Photoshop too much.
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            "Close your eyes, for your eyes will only tell the truth,
            And the truth isn't what you want to see,
            Close your eyes, and let music set you free..."
            - Phantom of the Opera

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            • #36
              That isn't smoke from his carcass, that is his Immortal spirit. His last words were "I'll be back!"

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              • #37
                Pfff. Would you stop editing screenshots just to show the world that you have a chance.

                Here, this is the real military situation around the obiously suicidal chariot.
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                "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.

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                • #38
                  Is that a spaceship south of our War Chariot?

                  Ha ha! Your units are only veterans.
                  "Close your eyes, for your eyes will only tell the truth,
                  And the truth isn't what you want to see,
                  Close your eyes, and let music set you free..."
                  - Phantom of the Opera

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                  • #39
                    I think we all have too much time...

                    Founder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
                    '92 & '96 Perot, '00 & '04 Bush, '08 & '12 Obama, '16 Clinton, '20 Biden, '24 Harris

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                    • #40

                      Better than staring at the fools' box.

                      I'll take Donegeal's in-text suggestion though, and go read a good book.
                      "Close your eyes, for your eyes will only tell the truth,
                      And the truth isn't what you want to see,
                      Close your eyes, and let music set you free..."
                      - Phantom of the Opera

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by BetaHound

                        So storms may rage, and winds may swirl,
                        But the real truth is - Grog fought like a girl.
                        If you'd ever seen Gathering Storm females fight, you would realize exactly how little of an insult that is.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by nbarclay


                          If you'd ever seen Gathering Storm females fight, you would realize exactly how little of an insult that is.
                          Sounds like more FOX network quality programming.

                          "When GS Women Fight Dirty" Tonight after The Simpsons.

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                          • #43
                            Says the man who turned Jessica Rabbit into a adult eugh moviestar
                            Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                            Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by nbarclay


                              If you'd ever seen Gathering Storm females fight, you would realize exactly how little of an insult that is.
                              We probably will see shortly how well they fight, as their men aren't doing too well.
                              Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war .... aw, forget that nonsense. Beer, please.

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                              • #45
                                How Immortal are they Beta? Not very, it seems...
                                (\__/)
                                (='.'=)
                                (")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

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