The All New PTWDG Trash Talk Thread

[Theseus]

Daannnggg.... SMACK!

[Tassadar500]

Aeson. Only problem is, is that GoW and ND are in an alliance

[Arnelos]

Originally posted by Nuclear Master
Aeson. Only problem is, is that GoW and ND are in an alliance

Let's just hope that ND has been getting pointers from GoW

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Originally posted by Aeson
I have been missing yada yada yada........

Wait till you see the save.....................

[Aeson]

As I'm sure you've noticed, there aren't any PTWDG icons by my avatar anymore... haven't been looking at the saves for quite a while now. So, while I'm sure the save would contain a very witty and scathing comeback to my post... I'll just have to make some educated guesses... (or you could just explain)

- GoW has landed a 2 Horsemen invasion force in my front lawn! (odds 400:1)

- GoW has suddenly increased their population/military 300%, thus reaching the potential of their starting location at the current date. Better late than never. (scratched)

- Imperial City (or some other GoW unit/city) has been renamed "Aeson Sucks". (odds 5:2)

- Nothing has actually happened in game, and GF is just trying to weasle out of making an actual reply to my post by pretending not to notice I won't be seeing the save. (odds 2:1)

[Tassadar500]

Aeson, personally I think it's your last guess.

[Aeson]

Playing the best odds. Quite suprising from a Legolonian. (eh... what are your citizens called anyways?)

[Tassadar500]

Were called legos. So I would be called a lego.

[ZargonX]

Lego or Legomen is our standard, though "blockhead" is acceptable between friends

[UnOrthOdOx]

Originally posted by GhengisFarb
Aggie's new avatar.

Is someone from GoW gonna make a Church's, Popeye's, and Tyson one?

Eh, they have boring logos.

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

There's also the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show..........

[Master Zen]

Originally posted by Aeson
I have been missing out on the war, but it sounds like strategy isn't something GoW should be harping on... 2 teams with 3 movement UU's in their GA's are still in a standoff on their own continent with a single team with a defunct UU, already blown GA fighting another team, and dealing with the logistics of intercontinental warfare?

Sounds like whoever was in charge of GoW's economic policy has taken over the military...

Gee, how many kights, pikes, cats, etc. has GS lost so far? I feel your pain.

Actually I don't.

[Master Zen]

Originally posted by Aeson
As I'm sure you've noticed, there aren't any PTWDG icons by my avatar anymore... haven't been looking at the saves for quite a while now. So, while I'm sure the save would contain a very witty and scathing comeback to my post... I'll just have to make some educated guesses... (or you could just explain)

Here's a better one:

GS suddenly became the most friendly, warm, accessible, tactful, trade-loving team in the concert of nations. Odds: 2,000,000:1. I guess you haven't missed much then.

[Master Zen]

Ok, I cracked. I must reveal the truth because it's eating my soul. Here it is:

THE REAL REASON WE ATTACKED ROLEPLAY WAS BECAUSE WE ARE LIBERATING THEM FROM CRUEL AND OPPRESSIVE DIETARY HABITS

Case in point:

[Theseus]

Originally posted by Master Zen
GS suddenly became the most friendly, warm, accessible, tactful, trade-loving team in the concert of nations.

We're not?