The Glory of News, Volume IV

[asleepathewheel]

Originally posted by Master Zen

Anybody else want to surrender???

Mommy's alright, daddy's alright, they're just seem a little weird.

Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away.

[vondrack]

Highly amusing thread!

[BigFree]

The actual war shall be more amusing to us Spaniards!

[Darekill]

Wait and see until it's actually party time

[BigFree]

Are you bringing tea and cakes?



Yeay!

[Darekill]

Hey of course we will. It's been quite a time since we celebratet our last swordsman picnic

[BigFree]

Party Invites

We'll bring the party favors, they may look dangerous, but our MI's are carrying popcorn balls on the end of sticks. I assure you they are harmless When they swing them at you just try to catch it in your mouth for a tasty treat!

[Darekill]

popcorn! Hmmm yummy!
Fit's to the long sugar sticks of our Ansar Warriors.
Our MI have some paradise apples attached to the end of their sticks. That will be fun!

Ah, come to think of it you have your bananas ready and loaded?

Are there chicken or war chicken in your land, we might try to avoid them

[BigFree]

This is going to be such a great party, maybe we should invite some of the Wartmonger's over for some fun too?

They are way over on the East coast though, perhaps they don't like to party with the Neu Demogyptican's?

Maybe we'll have to have two seperate parties. Of course we will supply all the women, no offense to Warmonger women, but we Spaniards have sensitive skin and lots of facial hair wil just cause irritations not to mention confusion.

[Hot_Enamel]

As per our top post, the GoW has no interest in what the Spanish nobles use for women.


Baaaa !

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Originally posted by WhiteBandit
The Real Reason for GoW's Invasion

I've been wracking my brain trying to figure out why on earth those dirty war mongers would want to invade a noble nation like ourselves?

Finally, it dawned on me. Has anyone seen what GoW's women look like???

Christ, I don't blame you guys! You're not neccesarily INVADING, so much as you are RUNNING AWAY! I sympathize with you my war mongering breathen.

At last an apology for the horrendus looking Marisa Sophia Togas, do all the women of the Togas family have facial hair like her?

[Master Zen]

If that's the real Marisa Sophia then I've been duped all along...

you can keep her!

That then pretty much narrows down my motives for this war to only one:

KICK SOME A S S

[BigFree]

MZ, you told me yourself you've 'had' her many times!

Marisa, in addition to being my Grand Daughter and a Princess of Spain; she is beatiful beyond mortal comparisons. I'm convinced that you did not lay with her. It must have been that crazy old coot Living in GF's wine cellar.

[notyoueither]

Such loose women. I am aghast! Aghast I tell you.

How soon can I book passage?

[Master Zen]

Originally posted by BigFree
MZ, you told me yourself you've 'had' her many times!

Marisa, in addition to being my Grand Daughter and a Princess of Spain; she is beatiful beyond mortal comparisons. I'm convinced that you did not lay with her. It must have been that crazy old coot Living in GF's wine cellar.

The one I've bonked has no facial hair...

I have a feeling that picture is just another RP deception!

Plus, I wasn't THAT drunk when it happened!