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Perhaps you are confused...maybe the hair you have on your palms did not allow you to feel the hair on your 'lovers' face! 
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this is starting to be a very hairy mess......Member of the Apolyton C3C DG-TeamComment
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Oh yeah, I remember now. You were kinda drunk but you spent the night with Sophia's handmaiden not "Lady" Togas herself. Remember that she had to freshen up after getting all the Ghengolian BarBQ sauce in her hair. Some food simply should not be eating by sasquatch-looking women.........Originally posted by Master Zen
The one I've bonked has no facial hair...
I have a feeling that picture is just another RP deception!
Plus, I wasn't THAT drunk when it happened!
Now the handmaiden, hello nurse!Comment
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Here comes the chopper to chop off your beard...Empire growing,
Pleasures flowing,
Fortune smiles and so should you.Comment
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First person to discover the technology of Nair should offer it to RP immediately for free... if they're around by then
A true ally stabs you in the front.
Secretary General of the U.N. & IV Emperor of the Glory of War PTWDG | VIII Consul of Apolyton PTW ISDG | GoWman in Stormia CIVDG | Lurker Troll Extraordinaire C3C ISDG Final | V Gran Huevote Team Latin Lover | Webmaster Master Zen Online | CivELO (3°)Comment
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What!? What is this!?After the crowd was stunned that Panzer had actually spoken, they took the message in. Soon, the crowd had grown into a mob, and were clubbing each other over the head with various blunt objects such as axes and spears. Although it isn't clear whether this was an act of support for the government's decision or an attempted mass suicide before the Roleplay army came, it is clear that the nation of the Glory of War is in a buzz over this news.
We told the spies to attack Panzer, not each other!
(Maybe something was lost in the trip...took a lot of encoding and a lot of travel. Perhaps...)
meet the new boss, same as the old bossComment
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Pfft you guys are lame. :-P Can't you think of something more creative than turning around my own joke, which was about GoW women?Originally posted by Master Zen
First person to discover the technology of Nair should offer it to RP immediately for free... if they're around by then
I don't believe I mentioned anything about it being RP, thanks.
Let's bump up the creativity! :PFirst Civ3DG: 3rd and 4th Term Minister of Public Works. | Second Civ3DG: First Term Vice President | ISDG: Ambassador in the Foreign Affairs Ministry | Save Apolyton! Kill the Off-Topic Forum!
(04/29/2004) [Trip] we will see who is best in the next round ; [Trip] that is why I left this team ; [Trip] I don't need the rest of you to win |
The solution to 1984 is 1776! | Here's to hoping that GoW's military isn't being run by MasterZen: Hehe! | DaveRocks! or something. ;)Comment
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Um... ok, hows this:
RP now stands for Really Pissed!
Hmmm... ok, not so good. I'll try later...Founder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
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Hey - now I'm really upset. Everybody in this thread is making fun of the latest member of Team Monkey. When we find out what species he/she is, and what her/his name is, we will let you know. In the meantime - just back away - real slow - OK? Or I will call in the gorillas....Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war .... aw, forget that nonsense. Beer, please.Comment
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So Vox is claiming the sasquatch?Comment
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Actually, one could claim that she belongs on Cake or Death, in a groovy reverse female-to-male executive transvestite kind a way.
The greatest delight for man is to inflict defeat on his enemies, to drive them before him, to see those dear to them with their faces bathed in tears, to bestride their horses, to crush in his arms their daughters and wives.
Duas uncias in puncta mortalis est.Comment
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Cake or Death works, it should fit in just fine over there.Comment
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IT??!! You call her "It"?
Look, she's not a weirdo transvestite. If she lived in a cave in Central Park with 100s of shoes, she'd be a weirdo transvestite. Nonononono!!! You can tell she's an executive (Leader Head) transvestite!!
The greatest delight for man is to inflict defeat on his enemies, to drive them before him, to see those dear to them with their faces bathed in tears, to bestride their horses, to crush in his arms their daughters and wives.
Duas uncias in puncta mortalis est.Comment
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Hmmm, she does look like a squirel though
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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Sounds like a your going a little heavy on the cake and not enough on the death to me.Comment
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