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  • #46


    The Pope : mbmbmmlle mumble muble mummbbbllee

    Mandela : It will be a glorious day when both a black and a white chicken can cross the road together.

    Ming : If that chickens crosses that road again, I'll ban it.

    Locke : If I turn around, will the chicken and the road still be there ?

    Blake : Chicken, chicken burning bright, on the roads of the night, what immortal hand or eye, could frame thy fearfull picketry.
    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
    Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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    • #47
      Actually, correct for Ming would be:

      If the chicken crosses that road again, it's TOAST !
      "The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. "
      --George Bernard Shaw
      A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said "no".
      --Woody Allen

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      • #48
        George W. Bush: And god willing, the free chicken will cross the road, in peace.
        Thomas Hobbes: Chicken is wolf to chicken.
        "Close your eyes, for your eyes will only tell the truth,
        And the truth isn't what you want to see,
        Close your eyes, and let music set you free..."
        - Phantom of the Opera

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Panzer32
          Panag:

          hi ,

          the chicken crossed the road...

          have a nice day
          [panzer]

          i run over a chicken , who-ah

          [/panzer]

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          • #50
            George W. Bush: And god willing, the free chicken will cross the road, in peace.



            Bush : And god willing, the free AMERICAN chicken will cross the road, in peace.
            Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
            Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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            • #51
              My computer : Rampaging chicken destroys vacuum. Aborting...

              (I have a habit of putting in odd error messages in my code, and I think that that was what my chicken error was).

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              • #52
                Alva, actually,
                Bush: And god willing, the... ooh, a pretzel! *chew*chew* *COUGH* *COUGH*
                "Close your eyes, for your eyes will only tell the truth,
                And the truth isn't what you want to see,
                Close your eyes, and let music set you free..."
                - Phantom of the Opera

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                • #53
                  Gene Roddenbery: To boldy go, where no chicken has crossed roads before

                  DeepO

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by nbarclay


                    Are you sure you aren't thinking of Nathan Hale?

                    John Paul Jones would be more like, "I have not yet begun to cross roads with chickens."
                    Your right
                    Remember.... pillage first then burn.

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                    • #55
                      The Black knight : No chicken will pass the road.

                      Dostojefski : The [enter a 200 unneeded pages here] chicken [enter 200 unneeded pages here] has [enter 200 unneeded pages here] crossed [enter 200 unneeded pages here] the [enter 200 unneeded pages here] road.

                      Mann : The [enter a 400 unneeded pages here] chicken [enter 400 unneeded pages here] has [enter 400 unneeded pages here] crossed [enter 400 unneeded pages here] the [enter 400 unneeded pages here] road.
                      Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                      Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                      • #56
                        Hemingway: The old chicken and the road.
                        "The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. "
                        --George Bernard Shaw
                        A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said "no".
                        --Woody Allen

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                        • #57
                          Machiavelli: The road justifies the crossing.

                          Mss
                          Remember.... pillage first then burn.

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                          • #58
                            Baldrick : I have devised a very cunning plan for the chicken to cross the road.

                            Spock : Captain, the chicken will cross the road in 0.2 seconds.
                            Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                            Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                            • #59
                              How about a whole episode?

                              Kirk: Scotty, give me .... WARP factor ....9, THIS chicken.... MUST cross .... the road.
                              Scotty: The chicken cannae take it any more, cap'n. If I give her any more she's gonna blow!
                              Checkov: Road approaching in 10.7 seconds, sir.
                              Uhura: We're being hailed by another chicken, Captain.
                              Kirk: On screen.
                              Chicken#2: CluckCluckCluckCluck
                              Spock: This situation is illogical, I suggest we turn back Captain.
                              Kirk: No Spock ... THIS ... is necessary. To CROSS ... roads is the .... very essence OF ... chickenhood.
                              Bones: God dammit, Jim! Can't you see we're not gonna make it! Have some sense, man!

                              If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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                              • #60
                                @the whole thread, especially Theseus' first post and the Star Trek Episode...

                                Good ones guys!
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