Famous people comment on GS chickens

[Tiberius]

Isaac Newton:
For every chicken crossing the road, there an equal chicken crossing the road in the opposite direction.

Al Capone:
The chicken can cross the street much easier with a kind word and a gun than it can with a kind word alone

Rene Descartes
The chicken is crossing the road, therefore it is.

Sherlock Holmes
The chicken is not here, therefor it must have crossed the road. As improbable as it seems, this must be the truth.

Joan Baez
"How many roads must a chicken walk down
Before they call him a hawk
...
The answer, my friend, is blowing in the storm,
The answer is blowing in the storm"

and finally, in the forthcoming "History of chickens" movie:
Mel Brooks, acting as the Stormchicken: "It is good to be the chicken!"

[FrustratedPoet]

Originally posted by alva
BLAIR : * looks at poll result * We must...find...a way...in the interest of the British....community....for the chicken....to cross....the...road with..as little damage...as possible.

GINSBERG : crossed chicken road, endless thoughts, shoes, in vain, the other side, the other side

[Beta]

Marilyn Monroe

Come on over to my side of the road, you big chicken, and I'll show you a good time.

[Shiber]

Another Monroe: Happy Birth-day, Mr. Chicken... Happy Birth-day, Mr. Chicken... ooh, my dress!

JFK: "Ask not what your chicken can do for you, ask what you can do for your chicken!"

And lastly, Jerry Seinfeld: "Why - do chicken - ride the bus? Who are these chicken??"

[Beta]

ALL I NEED TO KNOW IN LIFE I LEARNED FROM THE CHICKENS

Chickens come in all shapes and sizes.

There are many ways of crossing the road.

We must all eventually cross that road.

Watch out for transport trucks on the road.

And, deep down, Voxians really are OK people.

[Arrian]

The Chicken: "What! **** off!"

He seemed to say.

-Arrian

[FrustratedPoet]

"Have I left the gas on? .... No, I'm a ****ing chicken!"

[FrustratedPoet]

- Well we're out of Cake! We only had 3 bits and we didn't expect such a rush!

- So my choice is "... or Death?" ..... well I'll have the chicken then please.

[Shiber]

Izzards!!

[Arrian]

Gizzards, actually, wouldn't you think?

-Arrian

[Shiber]

[Arrian]

By the way, Theseus, you first post rocks. I forgot to mention that it actually enduced laughter out loud @ work.

I particularly like Dubya, Powell, Nader, Falwell, Freud, Einstein, and Sanders.



-Arrian

[Zero]

einstein one is just simply AWESOME

[redstar1]

Father Jack Hackett: FECKIN' FEATHERED EEEJITTSS!

[GodKing]

Re: Famous people comment on GS chickens

MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraqi ambassador): The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.

Not only do we not have a chicken, we have no roads that a chicken would want to cross. Roads, what roads? We don't have any american roads. We invented roads and chickens, but we no longer have either of them. We gave them away to the americans after they threatened us.