On the Road to Moscow I met an Englishman

[ChrisiusMaximus]

You need to calm your war lust, my good fellow.

England insists you do not commence hostilities with Spain at this time, we have vulnerable assets in that region and no way at present to reinforce quickly.

If you start wars all over the place I will be unable to support you with my few available troops.

[Paddy]

Your Majesty,

You have our assurances that we will be a humble allie.

The Amree de Sout is a prevenative measure.

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We are travelling through the heart of Prussia now...

There will be building materials available here for some time.
For example the clerks have come forward and started the Leipzig markets... yes for 2 bob you can take home a cart full of Leipzig...

If faith and Friendship Hannover is yours.

Troops of the Danish garrisons are now on the northern outskirts of Hamburg. We see your cavalry to the south.

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and our first contact with Cathies slave boys on their wiitttlie ponies

[ChrisiusMaximus]

Hanover is securly garrisoned thanks for your generosity, though the Prussians are putting on a brave show.

September moon to you my good man

[Paddy]

We battle on, the pains of the battle of Hannover linger in the Old Guard. Yet they stay the field, like a rock against a pounding wave.

Many russian cossaks are on the field, so be aware... they are like flies

Hamburg is a hard nut to crack... many good men we not be returning to France from this battle.

And then we capture 3 russian cannon units that were deserted by their cossack guards before our eyes...

Strength and Honour

[ChrisiusMaximus]

Ha stupid Russian dogs!!

they will all die soon, though I fear not before many of our brave lads have fallen too in this bitter war.

We may have to consider a short peace if things get too messy. I watched greatly saddened as two of Frances finest were butchered by the Prussian hordes outside their Capitol city! They intend to fight tooth and nail, my esteemed Ally.

November is a cold and terrible time to die on the field of battle, your boys are in our prayers.

[Paddy]

The battle of Berlin drags on, as more French troops draw near, Prussia is finally beatiiing the gates shut with Conscript units...

[ChrisiusMaximus]

My good man, I think it unwise to assume Prussia beaten. They have just again counter attacked and destroyed one of your cavalry units.

This war is far from won!!

January 1802

[Paddy]

My apologises, my meaning was to be that the Prussians in Berlin are close to beaten, as they were throwing conscripts at the gates... yes, tired generals write slopy reports...

and reinforcements have saved Berlin for another day...

Good luck with the battle of Hamburg...
I have thrown 12 units to their deaths on this town...
3 more units have arrived to assist

[ChrisiusMaximus]

Well Ive finally got round to playing this turn, sorry for the delay my good man.

Now be a jolly fellow will you and return to me as soon as possible

Some success this turn, I took out 2 prussian units, 1 cavalry looked to be a vet and 1 musket.

[Paddy]

Cheeky Englis ugger!!!

in good time you will get the save my mighty Allie

There is a place to the south east of your city Hannover...
It is known by the rather large white obleisk

By the way, if you ever wish to visit the grand concert halls of berlin...
then you may have to build them
Well you

[ChrisiusMaximus]

Hamburg sees Red

Hamburg becomes British

[Paddy]

Consolidation...

Yes Berlin would have been an excellent rest and rec area...

I have a line of troops all the way from the Atlantic to Pussyland

[ChrisiusMaximus]

Pussyland how crude, we really must teach our French allies some nice English manners

Would you like a cup of Tea

July 1802.

[Paddy]

Ahh Pussyland will mine soon...
Yes Pussyland, some craxzed Prussia nightclub area

just wheeled up 5 cannons, Napoleon with his Old Guard Cav and 10 other units

[ChrisiusMaximus]

I see your troops Emporer, an impressive they be too!!

Strettin has become as Berlin, dust!!

Soon now Prussia will be History!!

One Prussian city destroyed and 3 Cossacks sent to hell this turn

September 1802 to you my good man