"The Silence of the Dog - Scot - Gunner"

[Shogun Gunner]

Japan is forming a peacekeeping army to follow the Celtic lead. We also like the Byzantines.

1725 BC to Paddy

[Paddy]

Originally posted by Andydog
Cease violence or we will declare war.

bring it on if ya got the courage

DogScotShogun, to Andy, 1725 BC.

[Shogun Gunner]

My scouts peeked at the Celtic army... I don't think they lack in any courage. Well, you will seem them soon enough.

[Paddy]

huh?

[Shogun Gunner]

There's a large Celtic army heading your way.

[Paddy]

ahhh that would be right

make statements after he has already marched

well good luck to him and his ai mates

[Shogun Gunner]

well, the ai mates are a dim-witted bunch, no? They need some assistance.

[Paddy]

they seem to have someone helping them...

[Andydog]

Originally posted by Paddy the Scot
ahhh that would be right

make statements after he has already marched

well good luck to him and his ai mates

We announced that our hairy arsed swordsmen would start marching in your direction on the turn that you declared war on our AI friends. We then asked you to end hostilities. You refused. You have one final chance. If you continue to refuse, you will be attacked.

But we won't destroy you completely. Only wound you, so we can have a good laugh watching you limp about in pain for a good while.



But in all fairness you don’t need to attack our dim witted AI buddies. We all now have sufficient land to build on for a bit. Let’s leave the AIs in the middle so that we are suitably separated from each other. Such a buffer zone would seem appropriate, and has been similarly agreed by the Japanese.

[Paddy]

Originally posted by Andydog


We announced that our hairy arsed swordsmen would start marching in your direction on the turn that you declared war on our AI friends. We then asked you to end hostilities. You refused. You have one final chance. If you continue to refuse, you will be attacked.

But we won't destroy you completely. Only wound you, so we can have a good laugh watching you limp about in pain for a good while.



But in all fairness you don’t need to attack our dim witted AI buddies. We all now have sufficient land to build on for a bit. Let’s leave the AIs in the middle so that we are suitably separated from each other. Such a buffer zone would seem appropriate, and has been similarly agreed by the Japanese.

[Andydog]

It seems we have a rogue state here Shogun!

[Paddy]

Originally posted by Andydog
It seems we have a rogue state here Shogun!

[Shogun Gunner]

Hey! That looks like one of my Japanese samurai chasing Tom Cruise.

kill.kill.kill to stop the Scientology nonsense

Well, what can I say, the Vikings are a rogue state indeed!

[Paddy]

bah hum bug

[Andydog]

Our 'peacekeepers' look forward to introducing themselves to these war crazed Vikings.

Lord Shogun, we thank the Japanese people for their assistance in this grave matter concerning the wayward Vikings. We are also grateful for the chance to sail your coast. Naturally we extend the same invitation to your own sailors. Japanese captains are welcome to map our coast and will be treated as honoured guests. Let this be the start of a new chapter in Japanese - Celt relations!

--> Shogun