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Okay, i'm busy tonight so no IC post
Ugarit:
4/4 AW loses to 4/4 spear, 1/4 left
4/4 AW beats 4/4 spear, 4/4 left
4/4 AW loses to 4/4 spear, 1/4 left
4/4 AW beats 1/4 spear, 3/4 left
4/4 MW beats 1/4 spear, 1/4 left, takes Ugarit
Tyrana:
4/4 AW beats 4/4 spear, 2/4 left
4/4 AW beats 3/3 spear, 2/4 left
4/4 AW beats 3/3 spear, 4/4 left, takes Tyrana
Hibishna:
4/4 AW retreats from 4/4 spear, 2/4 left on spear (longbow defensive fire)
4/4 AW beats 4/4 spear, 3/4 left
3/4 AW loses to 2/4 spear, 1/4 remaining
*sigh* ran out of people in radius ... don't worry i'll have enough next turn
Also killed a 3/3 warrior on a hill in my area, 3/4 left on my MW.
To Wittlich.<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.
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1830AD Turn sent to EliitMees.____________________________
"One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
"If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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The Arabic news cry Al-Arabat is proud to present ...
Achmed Sultan Live, with your host Achmed Sultan!
Today, we're interviewing General Jamal Al-Shadiq, leader of the Arabian Forces in Hittiteland.
General Al-Shadiq, would you update us on the progress of the Arabian Faithful?
"Yes, Achmed, of course I cannot tell you confidential information, but ... "
General, are you hiding something?
"No, Achmed. I'm just ..."
General, I think we have the right to know.
"Well, Achmed, I'll do my best ...
"We took Hubishna yesterday, with no losses. That marks the final city in the southern portion of the continent for Hittiteland, and a major ..."
Excuse me, General, but wasn't it embarassing that the Arabian Army failed to take this lightly defended city last year, and in fact lost units to a counterattack?
"Well, Achmed, I admit that it would have been nice to wrap up the southern front last year, but ..."
General, just admit it. You were not prepared for Hubishna.
"Actually, Achmed, Hubishna wasn't part of our plans last year at all. We had planned on only taking two cities last year, and we did."
So why did you even attack it at all, General? Was your intelligence faulty? Were you simply too aggressive?
"Well, Achmed, it wasn't that at all. We simply saw an opportunity, and went for it. Had we succeeded, it would have saved us time and lives, and given us one more turn to convert more Faithful from the heathens."
Excuse me, General. What is this "turn" you mention?
"Um ... yeah ... I believe you misheard, Achmed. I said "Term". We were after all in an election year last year, and I wanted to give my dear friend the President another success on his resumé."
Yeah, whatever. Anyway, what about the north? Any plans? Will you accept a peace offer?
"We are unable to present our plans at the current time, Achmed, as they would endanger our troops if a heathen heard this cry. However, we can assure you that our plans are going forward, Larry."
Um, I'm Achmed, General.
"Oh - my mistake, I misspoke. Anyway, Achmed, do not worry, we will be succesful within a few turns , years, er ..."
Turns again, General? Do you think this is a GAME?
"Er - um - This interview is over! "
Actually, General, there is five more min ...
"No! Guards! Put this man in ..."
*static*
Combat report:
Hubishna- 4/4 AW retreats from 4/4 spear, spear = 2/4
- 4/4 AW beats 2/4 spear, 4/4 remaining, takes Hubishna
- 3/4 AW beats 2/4 Longbow, promoted, 4/5 remaining.
Elsewhere, several workers were taken. No further combat this round.<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.
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1835AD Turn sent to EliitMees.____________________________
"One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
"If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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