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  • #241
    Originally posted by MrWhereItsAt
    Wow!!!

    There's absolutely no con to buying that magazine. Wait....


    * MrWhereItsAt reads mag

    Wait! It's not complete! What a con... it just cuts off with the line...



    All together now...

    To be continued....

    EDIT: removed a far worse unfunny pun than what is still here. Believe it.
    But didn't you find the article consuming. And if you concentrate, you can conceive what is being concealed.
    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war .... aw, forget that nonsense. Beer, please.

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    • #242
      For some reason the song "Danke Schoen" keeps running through my head... hmmm, who was that singer?
      The greatest delight for man is to inflict defeat on his enemies, to drive them before him, to see those dear to them with their faces bathed in tears, to bestride their horses, to crush in his arms their daughters and wives.

      Duas uncias in puncta mortalis est.

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      • #243
        Oh oh oh. I know - the guy who does the Vegas shows and is now about 85 years old, but looks 45 after tons of cosmetic surgery. Wears the white suits. Black slick hair. And his name is ... arghh. Theseus - why did you do this to me.
        Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war .... aw, forget that nonsense. Beer, please.

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        • #244
          Thank god for Google.

          Wayne Newton!

          Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war .... aw, forget that nonsense. Beer, please.

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          • #245
            I'm thinking of the OTHER singer... the one who's version is in 'Ferris Bueller'.
            The greatest delight for man is to inflict defeat on his enemies, to drive them before him, to see those dear to them with their faces bathed in tears, to bestride their horses, to crush in his arms their daughters and wives.

            Duas uncias in puncta mortalis est.

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            • #246
              Originally posted by Theseus
              I'm thinking of the OTHER singer... the one who's version is in 'Ferris Bueller'.
              Heh...that was Wayne Newton too...just dubbed onto Matthew Broderick acting like a singer.

              Great movie!

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              • #247
                Nonononono.... the WOMAN singer.
                The greatest delight for man is to inflict defeat on his enemies, to drive them before him, to see those dear to them with their faces bathed in tears, to bestride their horses, to crush in his arms their daughters and wives.

                Duas uncias in puncta mortalis est.

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                • #248
                  Originally posted by conmcb25
                  3950BC to Rhoth

                  Klo could you put in the save somewhere the word Theseus? So I remember what it is?

                  Like all my PBEMs Im doing something like:

                  GrandPassII_con

                  Thanks
                  No one uses folders. You silly people. Of COURSE your saves are getting mixed up! Don't come crying to me!

                  Yeah, I'll add "Theseus" on to the beginning of the save name from now on.

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                  • #249
                    Originally posted by Beta
                    jeezus con! Great legs!
                    I got a really nice A$$ too.
                    *"Winning is still the goal, and we cannot win if we lose (gawd, that was brilliant - you can quote me on that if you want. And con - I don't want to see that in your sig."- Beta

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                    • #250
                      Originally posted by Theseus
                      Nonononono.... the WOMAN singer.
                      That would be Wayne Newton again.

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                      • #251
                        Arrrgghh... [choke choke]

                        That would be CONnie Francis.
                        The greatest delight for man is to inflict defeat on his enemies, to drive them before him, to see those dear to them with their faces bathed in tears, to bestride their horses, to crush in his arms their daughters and wives.

                        Duas uncias in puncta mortalis est.

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                        • #252
                          Turn sent to Kloreep.
                          The greatest delight for man is to inflict defeat on his enemies, to drive them before him, to see those dear to them with their faces bathed in tears, to bestride their horses, to crush in his arms their daughters and wives.

                          Duas uncias in puncta mortalis est.

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                          • #253
                            Originally posted by Beta

                            But didn't you find the article consuming. And if you concentrate, you can conceive what is being concealed.
                            Originally posted by Theseus

                            CONnie Francis

                            Everyone, I just want to say I am so very very very sorry.

                            Ten get-out-of-possession free cards to the first person to send me con's Amazonian women's civilisation's contact details - possessing women is SO much more satisfying.
                            Consul.

                            Back to the ROOTS of addiction. My first missed poll!

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                            • #254
                              To con of the nice legs and a$$

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                              • #255
                                --------------------> Rhoth
                                *"Winning is still the goal, and we cannot win if we lose (gawd, that was brilliant - you can quote me on that if you want. And con - I don't want to see that in your sig."- Beta

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