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The mighty indians send their turn to the English
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The Chinese warriors, spearman, archers look out over the walls of Beijing and Shanghai and their eyes sweep over a huge army of Persian soldiers and horses. They will fight to the last man to defend their homeland from the evil Persians. They do not know why the Persians have invaded their lands and no longer care. They know they will die, but they will die taking as many Persian soldiers to their deaths as possible.
380 AD to Paddy.Haven't been here for ages....Comment
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Well the Chinese people don't appear too upset to us. Canton is flourishing - everyone is happy to go about their business. We anticipate celebrations for the Persian leader in approximately 3 turns.
And now back to the blood and guts:
The Battle of Beijing
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Immortal kills AC loosing 3hps.
Immortal dies attacking AC inflicting 1hp
Immortal kills AC loosing 3hps.
Immortal kills Spearman loosing 1hp.
Immortal kills Warrior loosing 3hps.
Immortal kills Archer loosing no hps, Immortal promoted.
Immortal kills Archer loosing 1hp, Immortal promoted.
Pikeman dies attacking Archer inflicting 2hps.
Pikeman kills Archer loosing 2hps.
Beijing Captured.
Cats bombard spearman in forrest to 1hp and horseman finishes him off for no loss.
Immortal army kills spearman defending Shanghai loosing 5hps
Immortal army kills archer loosing 2hps.
We are disappointed that the English have decided to stick their nose into matters on the West Island by accepting control of Hangchow. We will of course sack the magistrate of this town if necessary, however as we have previously stated, we have no quarrel with the Poms.
If the English magistrate hands over Hangchow to Persia, then we will consider the matter closed. If not, then we will take Hangchow anyway and offer Ghandi the secrets of Feudalism if he decides to teach the meddling English a lesson!
MMOooaaahhh!! ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa!!
--> MickeyjComment
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390AD to Shogun,
The English will remain nuetral in all matters on the Western Isles.Comment
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why would ya threaten me ya fool of a took
I traded that fair city in a good agreement
I am at peace with ya
so lets keep it that way
actually thought it was a good chance for us to trade
but NOOOO you have to get alkl squeamish
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I don't know what "fool of a took" means, but I think I agree.
These Persians are a bloodthirsty lot. I can only hope the rest of the world is taking notice how they are ruthlessly destroying the Chinese civ - unprovoked and without regard for any interests, save their own.
I will live long enough to see their demise.
390 AD to Paddy.Haven't been here for ages....Comment
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a reference from The Lord of the Rings
AD 400 to he who knows - AndydogComment
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yup i'd be branded a traitor if i didn't know where 'fool of a took' came from!
Cripes, listen to all this whinging! Chaps, I'll say it again. You had a tech alliance. China are militaristic. I'm told that Riders are quite deadly. I'd've been stupid NOT to declare war when I did. It's nothing personal, just the way the cookie has crumbled in this particular game.
Immortal Army kills archer and captures Shanghai.
Undefended Hangchow, under English control, captured.
My last ditch effort for peace with England is making it's way over. My offer is a good one Sir Paddy. I hope you will see reason and take it as it is there ONE TIME ONLY.
The West Island will be controlled only by Persia. We note that the people of Shanghai were rioting before we assumed control of their city. The people of China cry out for Persian culture and we have answered their call. End of Story.
--> Mike
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looking forward to seeing what this could possibly be
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400ad away.Comment
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Hmmm.... the chinese people are happy with Persian culture? I guess I would agree that I wanted Persia to rule me if there was an immortal's sword poking me in the back.
2 Catapults fire at Stack of Doom from Persian. One Pikeman loses one hit point.
BTW, all manner of Chinese refuges are piling into whatever seaworthy crafts can be located for a desperate trek to India and England. One galley has already sunk with units aboard desperately trying to reach India. According to one eye witness -- "...it was if a tsunami was flowing towards India because the water was thick with Chinese watercraft..."
I'm pretty sure they would rather have the ruthless monarch they know... heh heh.
400 AD to Paddy.
Andydog, no whining from me- just role-playing the last ditch Chinese diplomatic efforts
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Lord Gunner
Could you please check the sacred save that you have sent
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